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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So the tickets to see Daniel O'Donnell go on sale at my local theatre tomorrow.
When I came past at about 3pm today there were a half dozen post menopausal ladies already camped outside.

It's fucking cold here. What odd are there on one or more of them being dead before morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 12 Feb 2010, 17:14, 13 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Oh my god they do that near me
My mate's mum is one of them. They're fucking VICIOUS!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 17:15, Reply)
visit them at 3am with some soup
you could charge them thousands!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 17:17, Reply)
They are SO prepared.
There are deckchairs!!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 17:17, Reply)
fuck..

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 17:21, Reply)
They have deckchairs,
a thermos of tea and spare HRT patches.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 12 Feb 2010, 17:21, Reply)
And a communal set of dentures one can wear should Daniel turn up for a morale-boosting natter

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 17:22, Reply)
one day that will be us
only hopefully not for daniel o'donnell
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 17:25, Reply)
I bet they brought lube and sex toys in case Roota came along too.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 17:25, Reply)
Fwoar
They don't even NEED to wax, All their minge hair fell out years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 17:27, Reply)
Toothless gobbles ftw

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 17:43, Reply)
On behalf of my nation...
... I apologise for Daniel O'Donnell (or Daniel O'Death as my mam calls him).

Him and Chris de Burgh, and westlife, and boyzone and anything involving Michael Flatley.

Sorry
(Baile_Atha_Cliath is new to this b3ta nonsense, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 19:43, Reply)
I think the Scouse are as much to blame for his success as the Irish
When I was a kid I used to call him Daniel O'Duffle Coat to annoy my mate's mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 20:24, Reply)
All I think of now is Owan McLove from Father Ted!

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 12 Feb 2010, 21:09, Reply)

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