I got thrown out of IKEA in Castleford (or somewhere equally ghastly)
For sitting on a toilet in their bathroom section. I just sat on it, I didn't pull my trousers down, nor did I make pooing type noises.

They said I was behaving inappropriately.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 10:17, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You were meant to shit
that's what was inappropriate.

Did the police arrest you for your bummings at the weekend yet?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 10:18, Reply)

The Wanstead Bummer is still At Large.
And they'll never take me alive!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 10:24, Reply)

At
alive up the arse
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 10:46, Reply)

I leave for half an hour and it descends into shit

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 10:28, Reply)

When we pulled our cocks out of your bum
you shat everywhere.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 10:30, Reply)

I warned you to use the handled scrubbing brush first...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 10:34, Reply)