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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's my very best Scouse impression.As in, I'm saying you would let people put their willys up your bum if they let you drive their cars.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:31, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
I knowit's just a ruse, you just get in the front seat, wiggle the steering wheel from side to side then make a "BEEP BEEP" noise. Then you get out of the car, drop your kecks, bend over the bonnet and spread you cheeks and start squeezing a sachet of Ultraglide over your chocolate starfish while moaning and rubbing your vadge with your other hand.
(, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 14:35, Reply)
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