You are only supposed to make Noel miserable
You have succeeded in making us all unhappy now.

Bastard.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:26, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Speak for yourself.
I quite like The Andre when he's not singing.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:28, Reply)

?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Yeah ????
Are you mental, or are you not expecting Monty to come and give you 10 reasons why you are wrong?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:35, Reply)

I think she meant "I like The Andre when he's not breathing"

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:38, Reply)

That's acceptable
Encasing his head in concrete would see to this
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:46, Reply)

Didn't mean it.
I was hoping it would flush Monty out. I miss him.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Me too
He is my style guru
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:48, Reply)

He's like the brother I never had.
......or wanted.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Which one of your brothers have you had?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:51, Reply)

I only had one brother and he died when he was about four.

( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:53, Reply)

Joke Fail
*Hangs head*
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Haha!
I knew that would kill the thread.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:56, Reply)

*gently removes Bart's foot from his mouth*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Dead siblings are always a tricky issue
I don't give a second thought to my other dead rellies, but my elder brother, always makes me sad.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:58, Reply)

In all honesty I would have liked a brother.
My Sindy dolls would have been a lot safer.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Not necessarily
We left a carving knife sticking out of my sister's teddy's back.

Lying there on the dining table in a pool of ketchup.

She cried.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:03, Reply)

That's the kind of thing my sisters did.

( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:04, Reply)

I really am sorry
Although I do know somewhere that he will be appearing with no security, a number of good escape routes and am willing to provide an alibi for anyone who may be of interest in such information.

I'll also take requests for any further bookings.
(R0SS, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:31, Reply)

I'm happy now
Cheers
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:33, Reply)