oh man, i'm so tempted to take the morning off college tomorrow and stay up all nigjt watching BBC2
Why? Because CURLING'S on!
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 23:49, 16 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ah, sport of kings
Or Scottish lesbians at least.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 23:51, Reply)

Is that the sport
where ice maidens take a shit on their opponents chest?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 23:57, Reply)

I believe
they have a team called the Cleveland Steamers in the US.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:01, Reply)

In this country
they'd be known as the Scunthorpe Squitters...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:03, Reply)

Hahaha
Doesn't have quite the same 'ring' about it.

If I wasn't at home, I'd get my coat.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:06, Reply)

If you're not at home
then where are you????
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:10, Reply)

I am at home
so a coat isn't necessary, or at least, I'm wearing a substantial beer coat.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:12, Reply)

what about goggles?

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:14, Reply)

Possibly
I have no ladies to look at to put this to the test with.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:15, Reply)

week on Saturday you'll be spoilt for choice ;o)
You'll be beating them off with a shitty stick!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:19, Reply)

We were watching it yesterday
with a strange kind of fascination.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:02, Reply)

*dashes in quickly*
*snogs beckybjxdisgz*

*runs off to bikeshed*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 0:13, Reply)

I'm on holiday
nyaaaah ha ah

I'm purposefully staying up late JUST BECAUSE I CAN!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 1:18, Reply)

SHIT
I HAVE A CANDLE. I HAVE A CANDLE.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 1:29, Reply)

Happy Candle day Finn

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 7:08, Reply)

Curling rocks. A statement and a fact.
Ever tried it? So effing tricky you would not believe.


On a slightly different note, I think I need an address for nigel slater.
So I can hunt the fucker down and kill him slowly.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 18 Feb 2010, 1:28, Reply)