What was the best death machine?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:45, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Well there were quite a few that were pretty gory,
the worst was probably this intestine rack thing. If they wanted a confession out of someone they would tie them down on this rack, cut open their stomach, pull out their intestines, nail them to a pole above their head and turn a crank and slowly pull their intestines out of their body until they confessed… it was brutal. They did a reconstruction with sausages… which I think was a waste of perfectly good sausage.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Why would you bother telling them
if they've cut your guts out your dead anyway, no matter you tell them.

This is why torture doesn't work.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Well that’s what I thought
but apparently a lot of people would confess to anything to stop the pain. Usually if they pulled all your intestines out carefully enough you could survive for another 3 or 4 minutes looking up at your guts… what a way to go.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Tasty
Now I want sausages
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I only want sausages if I can pull them out of your abdomen
with a big rack thing.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:52, Reply)

I'm ok with that

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:54, Reply)

*porks*

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:53, Reply)