Sup
It's been a long time, I shouldn't have left you, without a dope beat to step to.

Edit for question: Aaliyah's dead, what musician do you want to die?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:16, 94 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

yeah but that's timbaland

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Aaliyah had a sample of it
In "Try Again".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Step to, step to, step to!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:19, Reply)

wiki wiki wiki!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:20, Reply)

*weird womp womp noise*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:25, Reply)

then you should've quoted aaliyah and not timbaland

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:42, Reply)

it's a very important part of the Aaliyah song

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:44, Reply)

You should've quoted your face

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:46, Reply)

"you should've blahblah and blah, etc"

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:48, Reply)

""""lalalalalalala"""""""""""""

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Roger Whittaker

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:21, Reply)

The guy who sings "I'm weird 'cos I hate goodbyes"
he should die.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I don't know that song
hum it?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:26, Reply)

hmm hmm hmm hmmm hmmm fireflies hmm hmm hmmm hm duh dah duh

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:26, Reply)

it sounds shit
not enough 'wiki wiki wiki' for a start.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Or womp womp

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:29, Reply)

It is shit, didn't stop it going to number 1 though.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:31, Reply)

I quite liked it

(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Does the guy look like the laughing cavalier?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:33, Reply)

This is one of the many reasons we can never be together.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:33, Reply)

I have never heard it
I bet it's shit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:41, Reply)

It is shit, I just said that, pay attention.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:44, Reply)

sorry
too busy dancing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:46, Reply)

I'd still dust herself off and try again
RIGHT up her festering cunt
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Speaking of festering cunts...
Bono.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Surprised
that he only got the one mention
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Lab! Woo!
I'm bringing home made savoury scones to Tourette's bash just for you and your mohican.

How is the old mo? Has it missed me?
( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:40, Reply)

BGB!
WOOOO! My mo is fine, and is indeed missing you and Ma et Pa!

Looking forward to it :D
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:44, Reply)

I don’t want them to die, but I would like JLS to just stop, that would be nice.
Speaking of death though I watched a wicked programme last night called DEATH MACHINES on the Discovery Channel, it did exactly what it said on the tin.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:41, Reply)

I do worry about you...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:41, Reply)

It was really good.
This episode was about witches and heretics and what they did to them.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:42, Reply)

*runs*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Hey come back

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:58, Reply)

What was the best death machine?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Well there were quite a few that were pretty gory,
the worst was probably this intestine rack thing. If they wanted a confession out of someone they would tie them down on this rack, cut open their stomach, pull out their intestines, nail them to a pole above their head and turn a crank and slowly pull their intestines out of their body until they confessed… it was brutal. They did a reconstruction with sausages… which I think was a waste of perfectly good sausage.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Why would you bother telling them
if they've cut your guts out your dead anyway, no matter you tell them.

This is why torture doesn't work.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Well that’s what I thought
but apparently a lot of people would confess to anything to stop the pain. Usually if they pulled all your intestines out carefully enough you could survive for another 3 or 4 minutes looking up at your guts… what a way to go.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Tasty
Now I want sausages
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I only want sausages if I can pull them out of your abdomen
with a big rack thing.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:52, Reply)

I'm ok with that

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:54, Reply)

*porks*

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Damn, the doctors just finished telling me.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Hey mr
Hows it going?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Alright, I've got nothing to do at work but shit loads to do at home.
I want to go but THE MAN is keeping me here.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:52, Reply)

FUCK THE MAN!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:53, Reply)

I concur

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:02, Reply)

the man singular, not the men, plural including 6 builders in the back of a transit van

(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:10, Reply)

There's no time, losing you could be the end of me

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:51, Reply)

*shakes chompy*
NO MAN NOOOO!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:01, Reply)

It's in your head now isn't it?
I win.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:08, Reply)

that bitch from that band that sings heeeey yaaay yaaay ay ay heeey ay ay I said hey, what's going on
god I hate that cunt and that shit fucking song
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Accepted

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Linda Perry from 4 non blondes.
She writes with Pink now. And she did a lot of work on Courtney Loves second album which still hasn't been released.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:45, Reply)

The alpedia at work
Sorry, 'alpaedia'
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:46, Reply)

I touched a child last week
and they got AIDS.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Do not confuse causation and correlation
AIDS Toucher
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Hey!
What's going on?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:46, Reply)

shut your mouth or I'll fuck it

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Best offer EVAH!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Was, wasn't it?
*brushes teeth*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Well, i've been crying sometimes when I'm lying in bed
just trying to get everything in my head out. And I keep feeling a bit strange, a bit peculiar almost.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:48, Reply)

I recommend that when you wake in the morning you step outside.
Take a deep breath, and hold it until you get a headrush. Then scream at the top of your lungs "What's going on?"
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Yeah well I could live or live without pink
so that bitch can fuck off, along with her stupid fucking song
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I got a distraught text message from a friend the other day
Message read: "I want to scratch my eyes out and pull my ears off. Jedward are performing their new single on TV. It's so bad I can't even describe it."

So they'd be a mercy killing.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:45, Reply)

They're tax deductible
Mercy killings, that is.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:47, Reply)

So I could stuff each of their heads up the other's anus
in a hideous, ouroborus style murder and still save some money on my tax returns? This is a win-win situation!
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Tenuous
But that cunt from the GoCompare adverts!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:47, Reply)

And Webuyanycardotcom

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:49, Reply)

.
I actually quite like the new advert, not sure why...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:52, Reply)

it's cos there are scousers in it

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:57, Reply)

that would be
westealanycardotcom, surely?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:05, Reply)

That wouldn't have got on tv
So they say 'buy'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Free Credit Report dot com!
Tell your friends, tell your dad, tell your mom!
Never mind, they've been singing our songs
Since we first showed up with our pirate hats on!
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:52, Reply)

wow
is this real? This is why no Tv is a good thing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:56, Reply)

yeah, they're catchy though, and have funny videos
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dFbNw3bpKE
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:03, Reply)

Also
There's a band called "Dumber Than The Average Bear".

One of their members is a right smug bastard.

Ok, I couldn't even be bothered looking them up to even see what instrument he plays!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Guitar
_{And if you do kill him can you steal his Stratocaster for me? It is a rather gorgeous beast...}
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:57, Reply)

I've heard he only plays with his own
While thinking of burns victims.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:58, Reply)

that's just fucking charming

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:59, Reply)

So's your face.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:02, Reply)

I know

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Where's my drink???

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:03, Reply)

*points at the toilet*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Oh my god I got a wobbly lip there and everything
I can't believe it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:07, Reply)

I'll make your lips wobble

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Can you play guitar?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:30, Reply)

I hear he can only play Wake Me When September Ends by Green Day
while weeping and cutting himself
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:32, Reply)

GAAH!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:33, Reply)

He sings it and imagines that he's done it with with a lady that wasn't his right hand with a bit of lipstick on the thumb and index finger.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Sadly no

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:33, Reply)

then do one, ya bute!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Pat Sharp

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:03, Reply)

Kid Rock
again a mercy killing
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Fergie
For ruining the Black Eyed Peas

I'd pull the bloody lever myself
( Peej, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:48, Reply)