Download Festival
After the trials and tribulations of the past few weeks (read getting fucked about by the NHS, and standing in a senior registrars office telling him that his department, and all its little pixies, are pure unadulterated crap, and that they should pull their socks up, and stop speaking at people, and talk to people), I have finally been informed I'm off to Download this year.

Any other B3ta types going? Suppose I should put it up on the calendar really, piss up saturday afternoon mebbe?
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 8:31, 15 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm going and so is my wife.
I'm not sure I can cope with a B3ta bash at a festival though, it sounds really autistic. What can you say to change my mind?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:15, Reply)

"You stand there, and then I reach around you like *this*"
Often works with you, I find.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:49, Reply)

You lie there while I grunt sweat and ultimately fail to achieve an erection
is what you think works with your wife. But it doesn't, that's why she phones me up afterwards.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:52, Reply)

So she can listen to you grunt, sweat and ultimately fail to achieve an erection.
She loves that.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:55, Reply)

It's so she can listen to me bumming your mother up against a removal van
it's the closest she can get to actual sex since she said "I Do"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Not true! Not true!
I found her sat on the washing machine while it was on spin in October!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:59, Reply)

It wasn't on spin
I was sitting inside it having a wank while I fingered her through a hole in the top.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:00, Reply)

sitting shitting inside it having a wank vain attempt at pulling my pud while I fingered her through a hole in the top cried.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:06, Reply)

Yeah, but she was still sitting on top of it
so I was less than a foot from her nice bits.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Fuck all, really.
I wasn't planning a bash, just a piss-up, and put faces to names. Autistic? Hmmm. Impaired social interaction (yes, the thesaurus came out for that). Seemings as I'm going with a bunch of mates, I wouldn't put myself in that bracket, but if you consider it to be that, then it is that.
Probably a good idea anyway, as I'll be pissed, sunburnt, and actively looking for a loo all the time!
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Awwww don't take it personally, I was only kidding.
Another b3tan is probably going to be camping with me and my friends anyway, so I wouldn't mind meeting somewhere, problem is going to be organising a place when we're all drunk.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:57, Reply)

So was I
Now fuck off.

I suppose I shall have to ask a Download expert where the best place to meet is- probably by some big fuck-off tent or something. Is there wi-fi on site? (Only joking there too.) Whats the mobile reception like there?
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Mobile reception is good
I think the layout of where the stages is has changed since I last went two years ago, so I wouldn't know where to suggest.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:05, Reply)

he sounds like a right loser
this b3tan who doesn't have any proper friends of his own to go with.
( djtrialprice, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 11:08, Reply)

Sounds just like me
I shall be on my own, in a big field, with no-one to talk to. Apart from the odd few thousand randoms.

For woe is me!
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 14:40, Reply)