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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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"You stand there, and then I reach around you like *this*"Often works with you, I find.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:49,
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16 years ago)
You lie there while I grunt sweat and ultimately fail to achieve an erectionis what you think works with your wife. But it doesn't, that's why she phones me up afterwards.
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So she can listen to you grunt, sweat and ultimately fail to achieve an erection.She loves that.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:55,
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It's so she can listen to me bumming your mother up against a removal vanit's the closest she can get to actual sex since she said "I Do"
(, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:56, Reply)
Not true! Not true!I found her sat on the washing machine while it was on spin in October!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:59,
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It wasn't on spinI was sitting inside it having a wank while I fingered her through a hole in the top.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:06,
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Yeah, but she was still sitting on top of itso I was less than a foot from her nice bits.
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