But if he's a nice boy he won't want to jump you the first chance he gets
as it gives a bad impression, so you need to go on a couple of dates before Easter Saturday so that as soon as Lent is over you can have the candles lit, the lights down low, Neil Diamond on the stereo and your favourite duvet cover washed and ironed.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:25, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I was going to stay away from boys completely until Easter Saturday
Like not even do snogs.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:26, Reply)

You can have a date and not snog but give very strong hints that you would like to see him again
and then on your second date your allowed to snog, but only short ones (jesus would approve of this plan don't worry) and make it very clear you would really like another date, but this time it's dinner at yours, and then it's easter saturday and BAM it's soggy gusset time.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Thanks Al
You should be Prime Minister.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:30, Reply)

I know, I just need the rest of the country to realise this.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:32, Reply)

I've often thought
that Gordon Brown would be better received if he gave out sex advice. There's nothing quite as exciting as a Fife man on the make.
( djtrialprice, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:35, Reply)

You just want that to be true

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:37, Reply)

The Waterboys just mentioned Fife

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:37, Reply)