You've broken the internet

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:41, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

*weeps*
Don't tell Rob. I don't want to get banned.
( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Ok, I won't
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:43, Reply)

You liar, you already gazzed him didn't you

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:44, Reply)

I wouldn't do that
I love her
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:44, Reply)

*snuggles*

( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I'm going to see Kelly Clarkson tonight.
I'm very excited.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Oh man have you heard that one where she sings "I'm already goooone"?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:46, Reply)

I've heard her sing it live the first tiem I saw her

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:48, Reply)

*raises eyebrow*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:48, Reply)

I've heard that
on this tour she's covering We Buy Any Car
( djtrialprice, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:50, Reply)

I've not heard this advert
so I don't get this joke, but I bet it's really funny so you can have a biscuit
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:52, Reply)

can we play a game with it first?

( djtrialprice, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:54, Reply)

I've heard that
she was the winner of a kiddies' pop-singer contest in America and that Al is her only male fan, and her only fan over the age of twelve.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Aw no, she's got a belting voice

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:54, Reply)

She's like The Jonas Brothers

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:55, Reply)

There are lots of male fans at the concert
admittedly a lot of them look like they might be whoopsies, but that doesn't mean she hasn't got some awesome songs and puts on a really good show.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Are you going to the Backstreet Boys next?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Al loves it in Soho.

( thealternativefact, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Only if I'm eating ribs
Or buying porn
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I've just realised - you are unique on the internet
in that you pretend to be a grown man but you are in reality a 12-year-old girl. Hence the Clarkson.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Ribs.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
( thealternativefact, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Big fleshy hunks of meaty goodness covered in sauce

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:04, Reply)

He's only a 'fan' because he thinks she's not over the age of twelve.
( thealternativefact, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:55, Reply)

I agree Monty
He's casing the crowd for unattended children
( djtrialprice, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 14:56, Reply)