I've been very honest this evening
Instead of saying "Ooh me IBS is on the blink" or whatever,
I said "I had a late one with my mate last night and to be honest I don't want to go out on the town anyway. Give the birthday girl my best wishes xx"

It was liberating!
What you doing?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:26, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Disgusting behaviour
Alright Al?
Alright Roota?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:28, Reply)

Alright gorgeous!
What you up to?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:28, Reply)

alright becky

(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:31, Reply)

Eating Fishfingers and chips and trying to decide on films to watch tonight

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:36, Reply)

I'm watching Pandorum
It's quite good.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:38, Reply)

I think I have that somewhere. I fancy a silly film though

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:40, Reply)

I watched Happy People too
it's funny in parts, not all that great though Adam Sandler is okay, not his best film though.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:46, Reply)

Now I'm watching Surrogates

(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:48, Reply)

Oh now I really can't decide. I think I'll let my hard drive decide
There really is fuck all on tonight that I want to see.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:50, Reply)

My missus has gone into town
I'm staying in and watching filums on the 'puter and eating sausages. Shall we take this opportunity to talk? I mean really talk, we never really get the chance these days do we.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:28, Reply)

Has Blaireau hacked your account?
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY AL YOU CUNT?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:36, Reply)

He's been absolutely lovely the past couple of days...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:37, Reply)

I did try and get a bit ranty about gypoes
but I didn't want to get into an argument with you, so I stopped.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:39, Reply)

For you it was fairly tame

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:40, Reply)

You've made me a better person
I hope you're happy.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:43, Reply)

You've helped me too this week, man
*feels the love*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:45, Reply)

Love?
Are you implying I want to be a better person? Everyone likes me as a chronic misanthrope, and I'm cool with that, becky won't be happy that you've made me all nice. She'll fuck you up.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:47, Reply)

She doesn't seem to find me as irritating as she should
But I guess it's only a matter of time until she wakes up.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:49, Reply)

That's cos I can't hear your voice every time I read something you've written
In my head you sound normal ,)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:50, Reply)

You've heard me and remained non-violent
Admit it. You have a Roota blind(deaf)-spot.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:52, Reply)

The wine I drank had nothing to do with my vomiting my dear!

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:54, Reply)

Aw man, I totally carried your vomit in a bucket (and drank a bit of it)
And this is the thanks I get!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:56, Reply)

I've got a Roota hard spot for sure.
That sounds so fucking shit. I apologise.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:54, Reply)

Fucking piss poor
Must try harder
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:58, Reply)

I don't want to try harder
I'm getting married, there is no way I'm going to bone Roota.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:59, Reply)

Dude, that's like way harsh
for you and her :(
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 21:05, Reply)

I know she wants me
but I just can't do that to mrs al.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 21:06, Reply)

Fair play. Right I've narrowed this evening's choices to Fido and Inside man. I'm off to destroy some brain cells
Oh but before I go...
www.independent.co.uk/news/people/profiles/christopher-walken-on-life-and-death-in-hollywood-1902602.html
Walken for president!
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 21:09, Reply)

Ciao, bella

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 21:10, Reply)

I've drunk the best part of three bottle of champagne this afternoon
I'm a bit pissed. How's your vagina?
(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:38, Reply)

s'nice thanks
I'm totally going out for ribs tomorrow and using my special card
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:41, Reply)

Awww man, I really want some ribs now
I'm totally imagining biting into so soft porky goodness, smothered in BBQ sauce.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:43, Reply)

I was talking about Bodeans silly, not Dit and his cock of wonder!

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:51, Reply)

We had some superb banter
about his wife on friday. I really enjoyed it.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:55, Reply)

Pfft, she's already chosen me as her backup should her marriage fail

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:58, Reply)