*To the tune of 'Sex Bomb' by Tom Jones*
Sweet Shop, Sweet Shop, across the road is a sweet shop ! Sweety sweety sweety, in so much veriaty.
Sweet Shop, Sweet Shop, across the road is a sweet shop ! Sweety sweety sweety, in so much veriaty.
Sweet Shop, Sweet Shop, across the road is a sweet shop ! Sweety sweety sweety, in so much veriaty.

OH MAN, The Beverly Hills of North London just got an upgrade, my rent should be doubled, it's amazing !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 18:12, 64 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm going to have to spend an afternoon in Southgate
I'll have Subway for lunch then, KFC for tea with sweets for afternoon tea. What's the late night food options like?
(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 18:25, Reply)

2x kabab places that are open 'till about 4ish.
But if you're having dinner before 12, there is...
- Pizza Express
- Nice Italian
- 4x Chineses
- 3x Fake KFCs
- McDs and Real KFC
- about 6 pubs
- 2x indians
- an 'indian kabab' place
- about 6 cafes/coffee-shops
- Falaful place

... can't remember the rest.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 18:45, Reply)

Is it open?
And if so, are you off your tits on sugar?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 18:25, Reply)

yup and nope, check below.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 18:49, Reply)

Forget about the sweets man.
Just look at my scones in the thread below and be amazed.
( girlinthehole, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 18:32, Reply)

*checks them puppies out*

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 18:48, Reply)

What have you bought so far?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 18:34, Reply)

I just got some anaseed things for my walk around ASDA, I was going to get a bag of goodies on the way back but got distracted, i'll treat myself to a bag tomorow.
I did a little inside-cry when I saw all of my dad's favorites, and they have the magic lollypops I used to get from AQuarterOf... but with 3 times the flavours.

And they've got like 10 different types of bonbons :D

OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 18:47, Reply)

They got a gobstopper THE SIZE OF MY FIST, fucking hell.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 18:49, Reply)

Have they got bullseyes?
Have they got Lyon's Sports?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 18:53, Reply)

Have you got a cock inside you?

(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 18:59, Reply)

*looks*
Nope.

Hey, Al, you seen this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7fpmj_2uLU
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 19:01, Reply)

OMG!
She's totally naked and filming her own boobies! What's that all about! Would you do that? What if I said please?
(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 19:09, Reply)

No, but I'll pee into me shoes
I love that video. It's not just the rudes.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 19:11, Reply)

It's not that great a song
not as good as her older stuff. I saw her a few years back, she was really good live.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 19:50, Reply)

What is is it particular you like about the video then?

(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 19:53, Reply)

Well obviously it's a goooorgeous video
But I also like how blue her eyes are, and the way you feel you're intruding, and how she looks a bit hot when she cries.

I also love the song, even though I agree she was better years ago.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:03, Reply)

You like her when she's upset?
You'd like to give her a slap, just to show her who's boss? You reckon she likes it when you tie her down? She likes it a bit rough?
(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:10, Reply)

I'm evidently just projecting

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:19, Reply)

Oh sweet jesus
my 11 year old cousin is a fan of this page
www.facebook.com/home.php#!/pages/The-prisoner-that-chucked-boiling-water-in-baby-ps-stepdads-face-Y/303088463722?ref=nf

I think I ought to have a serious talk with her.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:19, Reply)

Christ!
Is that a cleavage or a 'thumbs up' in the title?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:22, Reply)

I don't know
I don't want to look at it anymore, it makes me too angry. So, what's Roota doing tonight? please note I said what, not who, I know girlfriend ain't gettin' no hot beef tonight YANOWOTIMSAYIN! :)
(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:24, Reply)

I've been very honest this evening
Instead of saying "Ooh me IBS is on the blink" or whatever,
I said "I had a late one with my mate last night and to be honest I don't want to go out on the town anyway. Give the birthday girl my best wishes xx"

It was liberating!
What you doing?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:26, Reply)

Disgusting behaviour
Alright Al?
Alright Roota?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:28, Reply)

Alright gorgeous!
What you up to?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:28, Reply)

alright becky

(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:31, Reply)

Eating Fishfingers and chips and trying to decide on films to watch tonight

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:36, Reply)

I'm watching Pandorum
It's quite good.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:38, Reply)

I think I have that somewhere. I fancy a silly film though

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:40, Reply)

I watched Happy People too
it's funny in parts, not all that great though Adam Sandler is okay, not his best film though.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:46, Reply)

Now I'm watching Surrogates

(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:48, Reply)

Oh now I really can't decide. I think I'll let my hard drive decide
There really is fuck all on tonight that I want to see.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:50, Reply)

My missus has gone into town
I'm staying in and watching filums on the 'puter and eating sausages. Shall we take this opportunity to talk? I mean really talk, we never really get the chance these days do we.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:28, Reply)

Has Blaireau hacked your account?
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY AL YOU CUNT?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:36, Reply)

He's been absolutely lovely the past couple of days...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:37, Reply)

I did try and get a bit ranty about gypoes
but I didn't want to get into an argument with you, so I stopped.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:39, Reply)

For you it was fairly tame

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:40, Reply)

You've made me a better person
I hope you're happy.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:43, Reply)

You've helped me too this week, man
*feels the love*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:45, Reply)

Love?
Are you implying I want to be a better person? Everyone likes me as a chronic misanthrope, and I'm cool with that, becky won't be happy that you've made me all nice. She'll fuck you up.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:47, Reply)

She doesn't seem to find me as irritating as she should
But I guess it's only a matter of time until she wakes up.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:49, Reply)

That's cos I can't hear your voice every time I read something you've written
In my head you sound normal ,)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:50, Reply)

You've heard me and remained non-violent
Admit it. You have a Roota blind(deaf)-spot.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:52, Reply)

The wine I drank had nothing to do with my vomiting my dear!

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:54, Reply)

Aw man, I totally carried your vomit in a bucket (and drank a bit of it)
And this is the thanks I get!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:56, Reply)

I've got a Roota hard spot for sure.
That sounds so fucking shit. I apologise.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:54, Reply)

Fucking piss poor
Must try harder
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:58, Reply)

I don't want to try harder
I'm getting married, there is no way I'm going to bone Roota.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:59, Reply)

Dude, that's like way harsh
for you and her :(
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 21:05, Reply)

I know she wants me
but I just can't do that to mrs al.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 21:06, Reply)

Fair play. Right I've narrowed this evening's choices to Fido and Inside man. I'm off to destroy some brain cells
Oh but before I go...
www.independent.co.uk/news/people/profiles/christopher-walken-on-life-and-death-in-hollywood-1902602.html
Walken for president!
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 21:09, Reply)

Ciao, bella

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 21:10, Reply)

I've drunk the best part of three bottle of champagne this afternoon
I'm a bit pissed. How's your vagina?
(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:38, Reply)

s'nice thanks
I'm totally going out for ribs tomorrow and using my special card
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:41, Reply)

Awww man, I really want some ribs now
I'm totally imagining biting into so soft porky goodness, smothered in BBQ sauce.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:43, Reply)

I was talking about Bodeans silly, not Dit and his cock of wonder!

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:51, Reply)

We had some superb banter
about his wife on friday. I really enjoyed it.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:55, Reply)

Pfft, she's already chosen me as her backup should her marriage fail

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:58, Reply)

I *think* they do, I'm pretty sure I saw them.
But my rule is, if you can get it in a harrio-bag, then you can't get it from there... it's like eating Beans'n'chips at Ramseys'.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 19:23, Reply)

Ooh, i just saw the pics you took
Absolutely larvely
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 19:32, Reply)

CARRIAGE RETURN *ding*
Get involved!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:29, Reply)

I'll get involved with you
*sids*
(Bazongaloid, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 21:01, Reply)

DiT tottally topped that yesterday
with "I'd get in your volved".
Come on Al, you appear to be losing your mojo!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 21:06, Reply)

And yeah Becky, that thing up there IS way harsh
But I'm responding here because it's giving me a gozzy eye.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 21:07, Reply)