It's only the hygienist
I'll be able to flirt even better with nice clean teeth.

If life was like porn then I wouldn't even need to flirt, I'd just hand her the envelope thing they give you and then after two or three minutes of awkward, stilted dialogue she have her knees round her ears and I'd be piledriving her. My cock would also be a lot bigger and I wouldn't wear underwear.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:35, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

That's the spirit
from your original post, I thought some emo had stolen your account.

It's alright everybody, it really is Al.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:40, Reply)

I like the new Al
He's like Al from Quantum Leap.
I think he's pregnant.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:41, Reply)

I might be suffering from a bum pregnancy
after you raped me.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:45, Reply)

I had a vascectomy in 1999.
Try anotha sucka, bitch.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:50, Reply)

yeah
but was it a bumsectomy? Because he could still have got pregnant, yeah
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:52, Reply)

SHUT IT YOU!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:57, Reply)

You're going to be a bumdad!
get used to it!
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Babyfatha...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:59, Reply)

I wonder what colour
your anal foetus will be?
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 10:04, Reply)