www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyvzfgxY0kc
If R Kelly wasn't such a freak I would consider him the greatest satirist of all time for this 1 minute and 50 seconds alone.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 10:58, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It's a testament to his tremendous talent
that he can switch so effortlessly between his normal singing voice and the southern-hick accent he puts on for "Bridget."

And as for rhyming "Bridget" with "midget"...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Him coming out of the kitchen
cupboard won it for me.

Also the brother who got shot. Hiiilllllarious
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 11:29, Reply)

The best place to hide your secret lover - the cupboard under the sink
And as for how he gets there...
"He says 'move,'
She says 'no,'
He says 'move,'
She says 'no,'
'BITCH MOVE!',
She moves!
Now he's going to the cabinet," etc
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 11:41, Reply)

lusty introduced me to this glorious series
while completely caned. Couldn't get it out of my head for days, I think it's a work of genius.
( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 11:30, Reply)