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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I want to burp into your mouth and inflate you.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:00,
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latest was 16 years ago)
You're so lolwacky!
Too lolwacky for me I'm afraid.
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girlinthehole, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:01,
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I was being serious.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:04,
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Would she eventually deflate
by farting the burps out?
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Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:10,
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I think it might even blart out her clopper.
if she bent over her fanny would look like a chuckling ewok.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:11,
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Phwoar.
I've got a right lob-on now.
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Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:13,
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Also, the bloke speaks bollocks.
I won't go out with ugly fat girls.
I think a very pretty girl wouldn't go out with a fat hufferweeb.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:06,
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