Who actually believes this chappy speaks the truth?
www.b3ta.com/questions/flirting/post643836#answers-post-643984
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:57, 42 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I want to burp into your mouth and inflate you.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:00, Reply)

You're so lolwacky!
Too lolwacky for me I'm afraid.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:01, Reply)

I was being serious.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Would she eventually deflate
by farting the burps out?
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:10, Reply)

I think it might even blart out her clopper.
if she bent over her fanny would look like a chuckling ewok.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:11, Reply)

Phwoar.
I've got a right lob-on now.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:13, Reply)

Also, the bloke speaks bollocks.
I won't go out with ugly fat girls.

I think a very pretty girl wouldn't go out with a fat hufferweeb.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:06, Reply)

A munter is still a munter

no matter what their approach
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:02, Reply)

That's what I thought.

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Define munter please

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Someone who makes you throw up when they ask you out.

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:19, Reply)

I see
So a purely visual thing then.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Yup! But don't use this as a reason to think I'm shallow.
You haven't seen my ex boyfriends.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:23, Reply)

I won't mistake shallow for desparate

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Good : )

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:40, Reply)

That which munts or is the cause of munting.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 22 Feb 2010, 15:06, Reply)

He's full of shit.
If you're a guy, you need to be either ripped with a face like Adonis to get the hot babe, or you have to have more cash than Bill Gates and be willing to spend it all on her. Because it's not just convincing yourself that you're in her league, you have to convince her of that too.
( Wanderer, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:03, Reply)

You could try not being a cunt

that sometimes works. having said that being a cunt seems to work on some girls too.

Therefore I conclude that you should be a cock.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Doesn't matter.
I'm an average looking guy. I'm not fat but I'm not athletic, and never will be. My hair is starting to thin. I have enough money to live comfortably, but not extravagantly. I drive a Nissan Altima. Think I can get the hot girls to look at me?

Not that it really matters, though. My fiancee is happy with me as I am. Thank god she got to know me through email first. Face to face she probably wouldn't have thought twice about me.
( Wanderer, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:17, Reply)

That's where you're going wrong.
Honda Accords get the ladies.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:18, Reply)

That must be it.
I chose the wrong Japanese car manufacturer.
( Wanderer, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:24, Reply)

It's an easy mistake to make.

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Many years ago
I was waiting in McDonalds in Uxbridge with a mate. In front were two young girls. One said "I'd do anything to get a bloke with a Cosworth"
This was her dream car, and it didn't matter who was driving it.

I was driving a Vauxhall at the time, and kept very quiet.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:33, Reply)

I think
that any girl who decides whether they'd go with a guy based on the car he drives deserves whatever asswad she gets.
( Wanderer, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:35, Reply)

She probably got a council flat out of it
for her and her many sprogs
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:39, Reply)

I'm happy as long as they've got a gearstick.

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:38, Reply)

You have something against automatic transmissions?
Not that there's anything wrong with that...
( Wanderer, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Nope.
She just has a so-desperate-you-can-smell-it longing for anything cock-shaped.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:45, Reply)

That's a tad harsh reply to a comedic post.

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:48, Reply)

It is indeed.
Pull back the claws a bit, please. There's no need to be rude.
( Wanderer, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:49, Reply)

I don't mind rude but I think vitriolic is going too far.

( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Too true.
So you like a four-on-the-floor, and someone to flick you into overdrive. No reason to be coarse.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 22 Feb 2010, 15:09, Reply)

You are ED
AICMFP
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Who's ED?

( Wanderer, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Well I think I managed to get the hot girl.
And I'm a chubby git with fuck all pence to rub together. See profile to agree/disagree
( Peej, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:51, Reply)

It's true
your wife is hot
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:54, Reply)

50p a go if you're interested
But I can offer a b3ta discount if you can produce your membership card.
( Peej, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 15:03, Reply)

Could you arrange a group discount?

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 22 Feb 2010, 15:16, Reply)

No but I do combine postage.

( Peej, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Just checked your profile - lucky chap!
But ffs get a decent guitar.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Mon 22 Feb 2010, 16:03, Reply)

I do, that's not mine
I have a Gibson Hummingbird 12 String, and a 1970s 6 string made by a company called Landola that I had never heard of but fook me its gorgeous. Electric wise I'm a simple man and love my Stratocaster. I also have an Ernie Ball Music Man but it doesn't get much attention.
( Peej, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Dunno.
Seems to be basic social skills and having the confidence to approach people. Easy to say, less easy to do I'm guessing. Bit like telling a depressed person to snap out of it. Probably usefull to the majority of people who are more or less sane but anyone with serious anxiety issues or whatever?

Some good ideas though.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:08, Reply)