Maybe you did and maybe I touched your hair but you didn't notice.
Single Ladies??
I once walked along the street making a sandwich, gave it to a passing stranger and told him to have a word with himself when he moaned at the lack of butter.
I only hug strangers if they're dressed as Pudsey or Spot or whatnot.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:23, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

She's got a cracking arse too
especially when you've crumbled frazzles over it.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Thanks, Al
Keep on and I might be in here...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Oh you are anyway
he's a massive slag
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Oh sod that then
I can't be doing with slags.
I want a nice girl I can take home to Papa.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:40, Reply)

well you can take home that bloke you were asking out
the other day :P
( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I will
He's no slag.
My dad wouldn't even NEED his shotgun.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:44, Reply)

I find it hard
to argue against this :(
( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:41, Reply)

There there
I'll console you properly at Donnington
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:46, Reply)

cheers dude
you'll wipe my salty tears away
( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Actually
I'm thinking we should just be friends. Would you like to go see the opera instead of receiving an ilicit gaz?
( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Fine, sod off you slag
*take opera tickets and takes Nana instead*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:41, Reply)