We did have a 'proper' doctor on OT that could have helped you
but he's in prison now so we're not so handy with the medical advice. I would suggest seeking a medical professionals opinion rather than any of us twunts.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:41, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh shit, I'd forgotten about that.
Sock-puppet time!
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:42, Reply)

You rang?

(Edmund has no idea what you mean, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:43, Reply)

*bursts*

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:46, Reply)

*gazzes*

*winks*
(Edmund has no idea what you mean, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:48, Reply)

*dies a little inside*

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Go man go
Bring forth the medical madness... don't forget to mention your expedition to the North Pole!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:44, Reply)

He came back!!!
He was called Medical Male and he gazzed me. Still no cock, but hey, he was cross that I'd rumbled him...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Madam, I can assure you that was an impostor.

(Edmund has no idea what you mean, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 15:01, Reply)

I really think that was you/him, Ed

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Nonsense,
I was awaiting Her Majesty's Pleasure at the time. I believe she wished to congratulate me on my charity efforts, or some such.
(Edmund has no idea what you mean, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 15:07, Reply)

Fancy going to the opera?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Do you promise to wear a single paedo-glove?
I am partial to a bit of Gilbert and Sullivan.
(Edmund has no idea what you mean, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 15:12, Reply)

I have a beautiful gun-metal coloured 3/4 length leather paedo glove
I shall wear it
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Then it is a date.
Do you mind if I bring one of my wives? Only I'm a bit short of cash at the moment so I can only afford one house, and I have to keep one wife with me at all times so they don't run into each other. I'll rohypnol her when it's cock time, don't worry.
(Edmund has no idea what you mean, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 15:17, Reply)

That's fine.
I must confess, I wear my paedo glove becasue I have a hideously deformed claw-like hand.
Can you help me?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 15:18, Reply)

One good manipulation deserves another, I suppose.

(Edmund has no idea what you mean, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Deal

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Although she never did show up. I imagine she was just busy.
And the waiting room was rather less salubrious than I had expected.
(Edmund has no idea what you mean, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 15:11, Reply)