Not now she's 'burst', anyway.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 10:12, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

And I was always led to believe that reptiles were stretchier than that...

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Live and learn, Crowie, live and learn.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Crowie?
That wasn't a freudian slip, was it?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Err, no?
I merely created a *whatever the fuck the opposite of a diminutive is* out of your name, much as I might say 'Tuggers is a Marc-Almond-fancying shirter' rather than 'Dr Tugnut2 is a Marc-Almond-fancying shirter'. See?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 10:27, Reply)

*calls bullying hotline*
*sings 'Tainted Love' whilst applying eyeliner*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 10:28, Reply)

I always chucked at his choice of Tainted Love for a cover.
Tainted by the stench of faeces, eh Marc?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Don't hide it Monty...
...this anger is just a beard for your inner-shirter.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 10:47, Reply)

Just had to check
"Crowie" read aloud did sound a little bit close to the name of the Wonky-eyed King of Shirters himself, you see. We do have to maintain standards, after all. (If they find out about our secret sessions where we dress up as gay clowns and listen to Tin Machine on a loop, we're done for...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Hahah fuck that didn't cross my mind
If I ever call you Bowie I suggest you start running....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 10:37, Reply)

I'll make sure I have my teaspoon- and lollipop-resistant goggles to hand

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 10:45, Reply)