It's in the job description
Skills required:

Being a cunt
Driving at full throttle or maximum braking, nothing in between
Not understanding "paper money"
Glaring
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:21, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I've been passenger to some lovely bus-drivers
When I was a kid there was this one who let us on for nothing and I said it was awful nice, and he said "Light a candle that Brian Robson breaks 'is bleedin' ankle. I caahn't stand 'im!"
And i didn;t liek a candle, but next door's kid threw a Brian robson figurine over the fence, so I stook a pin in its ankle, and he went out of that world cup with something wrong with his leg or his foot.
(Italia '90)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Roota Voodoo

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Pure you know
I make things blow up and switch themselves off too
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:28, Reply)

The odd one is nice

But I've seen their beady little eyes in the wing mirror as I run down the road trying to catch the bus and they wait, they wait until I'm level with the back doors then they drive away.

I once chased one to the next stop and called the driver a twat.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:35, Reply)

One of our local buses didn't have its number on the back
It merely said "BYE".
How infuriating.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Not in Service

Well fuck off then, and don't look at me like that as you drive past you utter bastard
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:39, Reply)