*kicks you in the nuts*
actually, you can have her.

she's far too stupid.

Only Kelly Brook can get away with being really stupid because she looks perfect
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:30, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Nahhhh
Boobs are too big for my liking. Am I weird or what!
( Peej, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:31, Reply)

a little bit
I've been conditioned to like bigger boobs by my last couple of girlfriends
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:33, Reply)

You're both weird
You shouldn't need conditioning to like big boobs!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:37, Reply)

they aren't my top priority
my ex had something ridiculous like double G though, so had to get used to them
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Gutted

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:43, Reply)

believe it or not
boobs can be too big for a tit wank
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Only if your willy is too small.

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:46, Reply)

can you picture double G breasts?
they are massive. it just doesn't work.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Oh right
Could you not just kind of not go right inbetween? Oh I have no idea what I'm talking about here.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:52, Reply)

it just didn't really work

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:54, Reply)

I've never done it so I can't quite picture the logistics

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:55, Reply)

I can take it or leave it really

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:02, Reply)

No but it's just one of those things to tick off I guess.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:03, Reply)

...only 46 minutes late
\PANDA \PANDA \PANDA \PANDA etc.
( djtrialprice, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Hello?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Apparently
I'm a manslag according to al. I'm good for all your box ticking needs.
( djtrialprice, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:56, Reply)

I've told you before, you whore
I want a Sunday kinda love.
With lots of ticks
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:58, Reply)

I've got to last
past Saturday night!?

Thanks for your interest but for that reason, I'm out.

Deborah Meaden is the only dragon left. She's interested in discussing Roota's scissoring past
( djtrialprice, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:02, Reply)

WEIRDO!!!
:p
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Hahahaha
I love you!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Ditto kid!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Aww shucks

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:16, Reply)

I can actually because my sister has similar.

( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Nice reply there
Props & kudos, etc.
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:06, Reply)

How?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:49, Reply)

She wasn't called Sally was she?
I went out with a girl with comedy 30Gs she was my height, great body and my size shoes so wore mens skate shoes which I nicked all the time. Filthy bugger too, wanted me to take her up the council the first time we did the nasty.
( Peej, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:03, Reply)

nope. more welsh than that
she was really short, which made the comedy large breasts even more noticable

good in bed, but fairly ordinary
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:08, Reply)

Hahaha
What a delightful way to sum up your previous girlfriend, you stud you!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:14, Reply)

:-P
I didn't mean she was an ordinary girl. she was quality. but the bedroom shenanigans were fairly tame.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:42, Reply)

*inevitable "I like breasts" post*

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Deal
Swapsies after a couple of weeks?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:32, Reply)

naa
can't bear the cole accent
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:35, Reply)

What would you consider fair barter for a go on the Brook?
Whilst I've got my club handy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:36, Reply)

bridget regan
multipleverses.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/br4.jpg
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:42, Reply)

I have no idea who that is
Got her address?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:43, Reply)

try America
she's in some crappy tv show on sci fi.

I would also accept Zooey Deschanel, or at a push Katy Perry as long as she had been thoroughly disinfected first.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:44, Reply)

if you like Zooey,
I reckon you will also like Alessandra Torresani from new BSG spin-off, 'Caprica'. Honourable mention to her co-star, Magda Apanowicz. They play 16-year-olds but they're both really in their 20's so it's win-win.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 12:57, Reply)

neither of them really do it for me lookswise

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Can't fault you on Deschanel
or Perry. Or Brook. Or this other bird. Acid test - Alyson Hannigan
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:08, Reply)

lovely
you just know she's a filthy minx
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:10, Reply)

You, sir, have impeccable taste
and I am never introducing you to my girlfriend
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:12, Reply)

I haz same taste as Vipros
Fact.

Where's your bird at?..
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:13, Reply)

No way am I letting you try the spaghetti thing first
Even if it was your idea
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:14, Reply)

I can't hear you
I'm outside a trattoria with your missus
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Riiiiiight
What does she look like?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Smokin'

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Good start
I want specifics. Height? Hair colour? Bra size?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:23, Reply)

*sings*
'When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie...'
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:20, Reply)

...that's a

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:25, Reply)

fucking brilliant
POTD in fact
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:31, Reply)

hahaha
likewise. keep her clear of Roota too!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Ha!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Indeed for she is a minx of the highest order.

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:19, Reply)

this is true
that's one of the reasons why she is my BFF
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:26, Reply)

I love you baybee
an' if it's quide arlride I need you baybee to warm the lonelee nides
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:29, Reply)

awww

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:31, Reply)

I need to get me one of those!!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:43, Reply)

I had an opening
and was considering you as a candidate. Roota got there first though, sorry
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Ah I seeee
Its the usual story for me, always considered never the actual BFF.

*ho-hums*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:47, Reply)

But you're my super-hot nemesis!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:47, Reply)

That is true
We will always have that :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:54, Reply)

technically
that means you are my nemesis as well.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:58, Reply)

*raises hand tentatively*
Don't want to look unbelievably clingy and sad, like
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Caprica
Any good? On a sci-fi scale of greatness, in which 10 is BSG, 9 is Firefly and 1 is Enterprise?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:08, Reply)

Well, 3 episodes in, it's already better than Enterprise.
I've never seen Firefly but if you love BSG, I reckon you'll dig this. Not as good but good enough and it's yer man Ronald D. Moore in charge so it will be interesting to see where he goes with it.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:29, Reply)

This is pleasing
Thank you kindly
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Firefly is the bollocks
great show. shame it was axed and they made a slightly lack-lustre film to wrap it up.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:32, Reply)

I loved the film!
Although there was the sense of what might have been permeating it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:34, Reply)

yeah, that's the trouble
I actually saw the film before I saw the series, so really liked the film, but the series is superb.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:41, Reply)

I dunno, man!
Firefly sounds totally ghey and you have more than a healthy penchant for cheesy rubbish.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:54, Reply)

firefly is widely accepted as being awesome
the fact that I enjoy Glee is not relevant to this discussion
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 13:58, Reply)

a PE teacher lives in my house
so naturally she loves 'Glee'. I sat and watched it with her the other night and there was a lot of poofs frolicking about and fuck all wobbly lady business. You may wish to contemplate getting yourself checked out for a dose of 'teh ghey', my friend!
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 14:02, Reply)

I like Glee too
Am rapidly becoming concerned that we're actually the same person
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 15:02, Reply)