In reality me and my friends are going to ostracise djtrailprice
and steal his lunch money. We might give him a wedgie too.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:34, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

:'(

( djtrialprice, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:46, Reply)

We won't really
we'll offer applebite cans of beer to show us her boobies. I've tried it before with a different girl and it worked, so I can't see anything wrong with this plan.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:47, Reply)

I don't like beer.
You'll have to do better than that.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Do you like cider?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Don't worry Applebite
it'll be safe in my tent away from the nasty sexcriminal and his posse of nonces.
( djtrialprice, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:54, Reply)

she likes it "in cider"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:54, Reply)

pffft

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:56, Reply)

She likes it 'intense'.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:57, Reply)

this is even better

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:59, Reply)

Took me ages to get that.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Nope.
Spirits please.
Did you know you can get So co and lemonade in a can? That'll do.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Really?
Although it's a bit of a girly drink, I am rather partial to that stuff. I may just make my own for Download though.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:10, Reply)

Thats what I did last year.
Two two litre bottles of the stuff.
It is quite girly, but it's so nice. Its pretty much all I drink, except when I run out and have to skank someone elses.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Four litres isn't going to last me the weekend.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Yeah, well I'm a lightweight, and pretty small.
I recommend at least triple that for you.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:24, Reply)

You call it "so co"
you're dead to me.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Oh noes. I am devastated.
Typing it all out is more effort than I have.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:18, Reply)

you can also
get gin and tonic in a can
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:21, Reply)

And JD and coke, and pimms and lemonade.
Whatever will they come up with next?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:25, Reply)

spunk and herpes

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:25, Reply)

For people too lazy to give head
but who want the reward
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:26, Reply)

Why pay money for that when you can get it for free?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:26, Reply)