Hey kids! it's rhyme time. Make a rhyme about a B3tan.
I'll start.

There was a young scouse girl called Roota
Who liked to chat away on her puter
She'd mention her nan
Of which she was a big fan
And her work at the deli which did suit her.

Sorry but couldn't find anything rude to rhyme with Roota.
( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:05, 148 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I think I've heard the term 'cooter'
for ladyparts, which rhymes with Roota.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:08, Reply)

FROM THE ROOTA TO THE TOOTA!
(cunnilingus term, but I did not know that when I chose my name)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:11, Reply)

backdoor commuter.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:09, Reply)

ALTERNATE ENDING
...her music was gay
She liked 'Show Me The Way'
so Monty had to electrocute 'er.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Make your own rhymes up.

( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Fuckin watch it you

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:10, Reply)

It's a compliment: you have 'your own style'
and I admire you for that.


*tries to keep straight face*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Thasss raaaht dude
And my style is boss.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:13, Reply)

I particularly rate the last line of this work
very good indeed
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Cheers!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:36, Reply)

*blushes* I love you.
I'm only here for another 5 mins and I'm rubbish at POMES.
I'll try to find some inspiration when back on the counter.
You've summed me up well there gal.
Incidentally Nana phoned me last night to tell me she didn't feel like watching the footie, that she's had her eyebrows done, and that she's glad she doesn't socialise much with other women because all they talk about is clothes and holidays.
I love her.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:10, Reply)

OK - but remember I love youse guys really -

Blowsy’s tame little rhyme about Roota
Would have been considerably lewder
If she’d told of the scally’s
Manchunian pally’s
Friends who had lined up and screwed her.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:29, Reply)

You've had it you have!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:27, Reply)

There was a young lady named Becky
Who struggled to pay for her lecky.
She works for a vet
And once for a bet
She neutered 4 dogs before brekky.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Hurrah!

( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:15, Reply)

That's excellent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Well done

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Or
She went on the game
And earned certain fame
With the "nerve pinch" she gave to a trekkie.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:18, Reply)

^ Laureate material

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:20, Reply)

I've run out of rhymes for becky now
I do think there's some obscene mileage to be made with a wellgroomedwookie in vietnam limerick though.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:28, Reply)

To the tune of 'The Macarena'.
"Monty, Monty, Monty, Monty, Monty, Monty, Monty....

Monty, Monty, Monty, Monty, Monty, Monty, Monty....

Monty, Monty, Monty, Monty, Monty, Monty, Monty....

Oh - what a shirter!"
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:15, Reply)

I enjoy this.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Did you notice the subtle use of the iambic pentameter?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:20, Reply)

I did.
It flows beautifully.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Neither of you know what iambic pentameter is do you?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Not a clue :D
Something to do with five syllables?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:19, Reply)

10, five unstressed five stressed.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:24, Reply)

/put very simply.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:26, Reply)

Close.
Five 'feet' (groupings) of 'iambs' (two syllables.) It is used to define the rhythm of the lines.

See Stephen Fry's book on poetry for an easy explanation.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Haha haa!!
Brilliant - that's in my head now!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Tuggers is terribly bad
at the writing of rhymes, it's so sad
he's confused re his gender
the terrible bender
& he once got a nosh off his dad.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:19, Reply)

There was a chap called Monty of Boyce
and he'd yell at the top of his voice,
"It just goes to show,
and I don't care who knows,
but I love bumming the boys!"
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:21, Reply)

oh that's just revolting
and before lunch as well!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:21, Reply)

There was a young lady called Kitty,
who made corsets to hold in your titties,
she'll also make suits,
to look good with boots,
all of which were extremely pretty.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:23, Reply)

aww I like that one!
I feel epitomised through song
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:26, Reply)

fucking awesome
you missed your calling mate
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:23, Reply)

BTW - How do you pronounce your name?
No reason. *looks innocent*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Vip to rhyme with pip
ros like ross
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:26, Reply)

I always said it in my head witha soft i
now it's all weird
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:30, Reply)

I can only apologise for your shortcomings

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:35, Reply)

I want to know if apeloverage
is ape love rage or ape loverage.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:57, Reply)

or apel over age
oh the possibilities are endless!!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:58, Reply)

This has worried me for a long time.
Clarity demanded.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Good point...
I have always presumed 'Ape Loverage'
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:02, Reply)

this isn't going to help much
but he told me once

I have now forgotten
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Have another spliff, hippy.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:29, Reply)

thanks :-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:37, Reply)

There's only one Big Girlie's Blouse
and she probably lives in a house,
I don't wish to be crude,
or worse, to be rude,
but if you stroke her cat, it meows.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:18, Reply)

haha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:22, Reply)

This is hard when you don't know people so well
and have to glean info from their profiles.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:24, Reply)

Well start turning up to bashes then.

( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Shush you
I live 200 miles away now...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:40, Reply)

I can only think of one
But I won't do it, as it's a bit too personal.

Unless Spike won't show up for a while...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:19, Reply)

do it
he won't hesitate to come on here and mock you for being a terrible emo. Get a bit of pre-emptive in.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Come on,
You've said it now.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:34, Reply)

A b3tan who was called Applebite,
had men flocking from left and from right,
she said "It's not me,
that the lads find sexy,
It's just my vagina's so tight"
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:23, Reply)

I feel this link is pertinent:
www.fucking-windows.com/
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:24, Reply)

that's great

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Ahahaha!
I loves it. Captures my essence perfectly.

I'm thinking of coming to Download you know.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:26, Reply)

Oh you should, me and djtrailprice are going to be getting it on
and I'm sure he'll show you his knob if you ask nicely.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:28, Reply)

You don't even have to be nice about it, really.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:31, Reply)

He likes it when you're mean

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Shhhhhh

( djtrialprice, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Somehow that's not persuading me as much as you'd like it to.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:32, Reply)

In reality me and my friends are going to ostracise djtrailprice
and steal his lunch money. We might give him a wedgie too.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:34, Reply)

:'(

( djtrialprice, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:46, Reply)

We won't really
we'll offer applebite cans of beer to show us her boobies. I've tried it before with a different girl and it worked, so I can't see anything wrong with this plan.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:47, Reply)

I don't like beer.
You'll have to do better than that.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Do you like cider?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Don't worry Applebite
it'll be safe in my tent away from the nasty sexcriminal and his posse of nonces.
( djtrialprice, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:54, Reply)

she likes it "in cider"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:54, Reply)

pffft

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:56, Reply)

She likes it 'intense'.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:57, Reply)

this is even better

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:59, Reply)

Took me ages to get that.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Nope.
Spirits please.
Did you know you can get So co and lemonade in a can? That'll do.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Really?
Although it's a bit of a girly drink, I am rather partial to that stuff. I may just make my own for Download though.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:10, Reply)

Thats what I did last year.
Two two litre bottles of the stuff.
It is quite girly, but it's so nice. Its pretty much all I drink, except when I run out and have to skank someone elses.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Four litres isn't going to last me the weekend.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Yeah, well I'm a lightweight, and pretty small.
I recommend at least triple that for you.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:24, Reply)

You call it "so co"
you're dead to me.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Oh noes. I am devastated.
Typing it all out is more effort than I have.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:18, Reply)

you can also
get gin and tonic in a can
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:21, Reply)

And JD and coke, and pimms and lemonade.
Whatever will they come up with next?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:25, Reply)

spunk and herpes

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:25, Reply)

For people too lazy to give head
but who want the reward
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:26, Reply)

Why pay money for that when you can get it for free?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:26, Reply)

:(

( djtrialprice, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Ooh,
I think I'm working there this year.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:41, Reply)

Do you collect rubbish for a living?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:44, Reply)

No.
I'm road crew for a fetish circus :)
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:00, Reply)

I want to do one about psychochomp and his pandering,
But I'm no good at rhyme-y stuff.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:24, Reply)

but your super good at everything else! LoL ;) :D :D xxx

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Our Psychochomp loved the laydeez,
and would often get down on his knees,
and beg for a flash,
of a freshly shaved gash,
preferably whilst having a wee.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Nope, just at being horrible to you.
I think that's my calling in life.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:31, Reply)

It's good to have a hobby.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Applebite, Applebite sat on the wall
Applebite, Applebite had a great fall
AltheGeordie and
The Devil in Tights
Could not put poor Apple to rights.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Monty is a posh hedonist
All illegals he cannot resist
He get's very confused
With the drugs he's abused
So he writes down his shopping on a list.
( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:25, Reply)

There was a young geordie named Al
And a bender called Monty: his pal,
They went out to eat meat,
Were seldom discreet,
And ended up having anal. buggering each other senseless.

(have to take liberties with the pronunciation of the last word)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:30, Reply)

You rhymed al, with al
that's not good poetry there.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:31, Reply)

better?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:34, Reply)

Fucking sweet

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Hehehe
Excellent!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:39, Reply)

A haiku for anonymous...
'Angry drug taker
Shirtier than Ted Baker
Bowie lovin' faker.'
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:36, Reply)

faker fake?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:39, Reply)

If you are concerned about the use of six moras...
...on the last line, "lovin'" has a gentle drop at the end.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:41, Reply)

I was, but couldn't quite run it.
And it was impertinant of me to suggest a correction, I admit.

Tugger's haiku took
Sex, drugs and Rock and Roll to
A higher level.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Not at all...
I had a feeling it would be picked up on.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:46, Reply)

*coughs*
There once was a fellow called Vippers
Who liked hot buttered toast served with kippers
He also liked weed
But the horrible paed
Got locked up for fondling nippers
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:42, Reply)

It's funny because it's true!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Excellent job Sir.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:44, Reply)

I am indeed posting from jail

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Encore,

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:56, Reply)

There was a young lady named Flim-Flam
She travelled to OZ for a Tim-Tam
It was a bit like a Penguin
But it tasted odd when in
Her mouth with her tongue in a hair-clam
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Haha
Its randomly beautiful, thanks!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Ill, is our favourite Tourette’s,
She’s really not feeling her best,
But the weekend does beckon,
She’ll make it, I reckon,
So we’ll go down the pub and get pissed.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:49, Reply)

There once was a man with a passion,
for surfing "avec les poissons"
but his bearded mug
was incredibly smug
as he munched his way through another croissant
(TheColonel, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:50, Reply)

"Larry Vest...
...Superstar,
wears frilly knickers
and a Playtex bra"
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:45, Reply)

We all know Al the fake Geordie
His humour is sometimes quite bawdy
His bicycle’s gay
Causing posters to say
He’s an epic scale shirter, oh Lawdie!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:51, Reply)

"I Like This"

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:55, Reply)

I liked it so much I put my ring on it
and also put it in my profile.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:55, Reply)

An ode to Monty
Monty Boyce, found a voice
here on the Internet.
He says Bowie's a massive shirter
if you don't agree he'll hurt yer.

Doesn't exactly flow, but poems are gay anyway.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Monders was such a big shirter
When his mother found out it did hurt ‘er
His moment came when
He’d bummed so many men:
‘It’s a record!' said Norris McWhirter
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:19, Reply)

shirter rhyming with mcwhirter is a beautiful thing

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:22, Reply)

It's only gay if you GET bummed.
Belm.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Warning - This is shit
There once was a man called PsychoChomp
who spent all his time having a stomp
all the OT people online
did make him resign
so he strolled off to \talk for a romp
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:55, Reply)

ME!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:19, Reply)

There once was a bloke named Edmund
Who's medical skills were legend
But then he got caught,
Was exposed as a fraud
And now he gets constantly bummed.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:30, Reply)

That has a pleasing ring to it.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:48, Reply)

I bet you say that to all the boys.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:54, Reply)

*takes microphone*
Off topicers widely diverse,
Went for a drive in a hearse.
Roota was driving,
The rest were inbibing.
'Cept Monty on something much worse.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:42, Reply)

soppy, pandering rubbish
A catfaced midget won the hand
of b3ta's Crackhouseceilidhband
but then the wedding was postponed
when he unleashed his fecund bone

More setbacks then assailed the two
as Crackhouse' innards came unglued
They took her to the NHS
(their cuisine really is the best)

The lady and her embryo
reside in a state of limbo
twixt agony and delirium
in Bristol sanitarium

With I-phone surfing, Captain V
and Crackhouse, we hope you can see
the best wishes of QOT
W/OT are with ye

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:46, Reply)

That's genuinely good.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:06, Reply)

A limerick about Limerick (and baz)
O baz, your dilemma is tricky
Should you move far away from Stab City?
Just take all your wine
Away from knifecrime
And move where the girls are so pretty.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:09, Reply)

I am moving!
Hurrah!

and thank you!

and get well soon!
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Ta!
My good mates (wot you met) are moving from Dublin to Sweden but I reckon I'll still be doing trips to Dublin in the future so I will see you there for a bottle of barolo at some point. Y'know, when I'm drinking again, n'all.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:18, Reply)

no doubt!

(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:22, Reply)

Here goes
BGB is a lady quite sad,
With a hankering for shagging, quite bad,
But stop all your dreaming
Give yourself a reaming
With a dildo, now that ain't too bad.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:55, Reply)

It's like you can read my soul.

( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:05, Reply)

But............
BGB is much happier now
And we are all wondering how?
She thinks it's her hormones
But it could be the loud moans
From milking her clit like a cow.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Filth, I say, Filth!
Young Roota who works in a deli,
Likes the feel of hot jizz on her belly,
She loves it so much
It just takes one touch,
And she wobbles with legs made of jelly.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:44, Reply)

FTW!

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:18, Reply)

And another
TGB had a rather fine meme
Of her rather huge vadge it would seem
You could dive or could lunge
And you'd still miss her clunge
Cos it's big and could hide a trireme.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:14, Reply)

More
DG is a fine Northern man,
And also a Doctor Who fan.
He sat thropugh "Quo Vadis"
And spotted a tardis,
(But really it's just a tin can).
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:19, Reply)

On a roll
Tourette's is a wonderful lass,
Really, a whole different class.
She'll swear and she'll drink
'Til she's on the brink
Of falling down flat on her arse.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Bloody hell.
You're a veritable rhyming machine.
( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Why thank you fair maiden.
*Doffs cap and bows deeply*
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:59, Reply)