An ode to Monty
Monty Boyce, found a voice
here on the Internet.
He says Bowie's a massive shirter
if you don't agree he'll hurt yer.

Doesn't exactly flow, but poems are gay anyway.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:55, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Monders was such a big shirter
When his mother found out it did hurt ‘er
His moment came when
He’d bummed so many men:
‘It’s a record!' said Norris McWhirter
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:19, Reply)

shirter rhyming with mcwhirter is a beautiful thing

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:22, Reply)

It's only gay if you GET bummed.
Belm.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:17, Reply)