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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I work down at the local Pizza Pit and I drive an old HyundaiI still live with my mom and dad, I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
I'm a sci-fi fanatic, a mild asthmatic
And I've never been to second base
But there's a whole 'nother me that you need to see
Go check out Myspace
Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
I drive a masarati, I'm a black belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothin serious
'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:43,
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