As an extension of BGB's thread,
I'm listening to my new CDs today, and I keep hearing some lyrics that made me think of a number of you lot.

"I am the stranger staring
At you and what you're wearing.
May I undress you with my eyes?"

What lyrics remind you of B3tans?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:32, 72 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

www.elyrics.net/read/m/mindless-self-indulgence-lyrics/faggot-lyrics.html
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:33, Reply)

excellent choice
we have indeed been denied the best ultrasex here in offtopic
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:47, Reply)

ahem - A suicidal Tendencies lyric (can't remember the track)
I aint no motherfucker, never had one, never really wanted one.
That don't mean your daughters safe, guess that makes me a daughterfucker
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:34, Reply)

"Applebite Jeans...
...boootts wid da fuuuuurs...."
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:38, Reply)

I don't really care, so I'm going to link a daily mail story
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1253635/Quarter-mothers-single-parents-enticed-benefits-lifestyle-choice.html

Now I'm going to pretend to agree with it in an effort to wind people up.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:38, Reply)

It's good to see only the DAILY MAIL has the GUTS to SPEAK THE TRUTH about BROKEN BRITAIN!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:40, Reply)

I CUDNT AGREY MOR

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Modern women are too feckless to keep a man!
define: feckless. "Lacking purpose; Without skill, ineffective, incompetent; Lacking the courage to act in any meaningful way; Lacking vitality"
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:43, Reply)

every word of that is 100% true of all women
not just single mothers
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Actually, re-reading it might actually mean men are too feckless.
THIS IS BIASED REPORTING
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:51, Reply)

they are all feckless
everyone!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Feckless = couldn't be fecked.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:58, Reply)

shurely
not that, in this case?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Oooh, sly!

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Why are you replying to my thread?
I thought I was dead to you.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:47, Reply)

I gave you mouth to mouth and a vigourous chest rub.
Now, I know this is really creepy but it is a half quote from a superman film, maybe 2 or 3 so I'm going to post it anyway
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:50, Reply)

It was the first one
Line delivered by Larry Hagman before he became JR.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Ah yes, I wouldn't mind watching them again.
Milton Keynes train station is a backdrop for a bit of one of them.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Superman IV
probably one of the worst films ever made.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:56, Reply)

I've been here two years,
I think I'm used to creepy now.
I knew it wouldn't last long. You love me too much.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:04, Reply)

If the search function was working I'd link to the post where you declared your love for me.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Oh I remember that.
Yeah, that was sarcasm.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:14, Reply)

I am also often sarcastic,
wanna make out?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Mmm
No.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:21, Reply)

LOVE ME OR I'LL KILL MYSELF

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:23, Reply)

FINE!
DO IT! SEE IF I CARE!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:24, Reply)

:((((((

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Maybe I care a little bit.
No one else can pander like you do.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:31, Reply)

thanks sugar tits.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Don't push it.
Right, I'm off to tutorial.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Missing you already.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:36, Reply)

You made me do a little sick in my mouth

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:37, Reply)

You used the term "make out"
you're dead to me
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:21, Reply)

There isn't really a decent way of saying it to be honest.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:25, Reply)

I'm quite fond of the term snog.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:26, Reply)

I don't like that one.
I usually use 'get with', 'get off with' or 'pulled'
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:27, Reply)

get off or snog are my terms of preference

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:33, Reply)

my terms of preference what I say to the passengers on my bus.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:39, Reply)

I wish I could be a bus driver
but I'm not allowed near children
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:42, Reply)

So tell us something we don't already know.
The other 3/4 get pregnant because they're too stupid to think they won't get pregnant.
( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:53, Reply)

We don't know what dark matter is.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Isn't it like light matter but darker?

( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Yes...
...and it goes with any shoes.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:10, Reply)

The Dead of Night - Depeche Mode
We're the horniest boys
With the corniest ploys
Who take the easiest girls
To our sleaziest worlds
( djtrialprice, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:39, Reply)

this reminds me of al

( djtrialprice, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:39, Reply)

That's so sweet

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:33, Reply)

"Monty got a raw deal" by REM
reminds me of...damn, forgot his name. That bloke who hates Bowie but likes drugs...Mumbly Joe or something...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:44, Reply)

I think you're talking about ShoutyMcShout

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Possibly...
he's a massive shirter and lives in east London
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:46, Reply)

raw deal sore arse
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Yes, his deal was red raw
and needed stitches
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Blobby, oh Mr Blobby, if only you could make us understand
Blobby, oh Mr Blobby, your influence will spread throughout the land
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:44, Reply)

I love horses
shirley?
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Some more lyrics that may be relevant to B3ta
Last night we dressed to our best,
And drank 'til there was nothing left.
I walked you home, you held my hand
We fucked away the rest of the night
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:50, Reply)

This isn't relevant to any bash I've been to.

( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:57, Reply)

you were at the wrong ones then

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:02, Reply)

*signs up for more bashes*

( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:03, Reply)

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOORIS THE SPIDER
*clangy G5 chord*

Sorry, I was miles away...what was the question?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Important B3tans.
We are the mods
We are the mods
We are we are
We are the mods
( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Genius

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Sarcasm will get you nowhere.

( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:34, Reply)

I liked it , so 'nerr'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Edmund's favourite song
'Under the Wires' by the Cramps. Specifically for the line:

"What colour panties are you wearing? And how long have you been wearing them?"
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:37, Reply)

I work down at the local Pizza Pit and I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad, I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
I'm a sci-fi fanatic, a mild asthmatic
And I've never been to second base
But there's a whole 'nother me that you need to see
Go check out Myspace
Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
I drive a masarati, I'm a black belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothin serious
'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:43, Reply)

ha, I love this

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Im sure
the song "so what" by the anti-nowhere league covers a fairly wide range of b3tans
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:45, Reply)

And 'Lola' by The Kinks.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Ahhh, I hate your fuckin guts, and I hope that you die
Sticky Fingers, the name, and my life is a lie
Cause I'm havin a bad day, so stay out of my way
And what the pistol packin people say you better obey
Just in the nick of time, I commit the perfect crime
Rip my heart, from my chest, throw it right into a rhyme
Don't feel pain cause it's all in the mind
And what's mines is mines, and what's yours is mine
Don't fuckin blink or I'ma rob your ass blind
Onyx, is rippin shit, I got the tech nine
So what the farmers got boy buck buck buck buck
It's like a catastrophe, fuckin with me G
I'm a bald head* with a kinfe, I want your money or your life

*may not be entirely true
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Oops.
I have been singing that for over an hour trying to remember who it was. Driving me insane. Is it Fushnickens? EPMD?
Then it hit me...
Onyx.
Yay.
Then I realised the name is actually in the lyrics I was singing.

*goes back to licking window*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Terrance and Philip
Shut Your Fucking Face, Uncle Fucker.

Nailed it. Next question.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:20, Reply)

like a death at a birthday party
you ruin all the fun;
you're like a dose of scabies
no use to anyone.
What kind of creature bore you?
Was it some kind of bat?
They can't find a good word for you,
but I can - TWAT!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:48, Reply)

All the young dudes.
Not the song just the title.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:54, Reply)