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I get away with a lot here
Eww, tripe :(
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:07,
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You love tripe.
You used to go the burger hatch in the Krazyhouse and get tripe burgers with chips.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:08,
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I never ate anything from there
Or anyone, come to think of it.
I did see quite a few people getting some hand-action under the stairs though.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:09,
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Aw, people were always humping in corners
Bless them
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:10,
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I think one of them was you.
*thumbs up*
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:13,
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Both of them?
My those are big thumbs.
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porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:15,
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Was it fook!
I have only ever snogged someone once in there since 1994.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:18,
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I only ever pulled one girl there
When we got back to hers she introduced me to her flatmates as her boyfriend.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:21,
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and you both lived happily ever after...
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Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:21,
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Or it didn't
And it took me two months to get my NIN shirt back.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:23,
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These people exist...
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:24,
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In all too plentiful supply
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:25,
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how did you leave
without your t shirt?
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Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:24,
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It was a longsleeve, I'd given it to her to keep her warm
I had a t-shirt underneath.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:26,
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You daft cunt
Sometimes it's just better to go home and wank
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:27,
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^this is never true
It's always better to curl up with Crazy McLoonytits than batter your sausage over Babestation while crying
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Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:28,
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No, I'm now squarely in the "better to go home alone and wank" group
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:29,
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Oh no way
Sometimes it's not worth the aftermath
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:29,
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and you were so desperate to leave the poor loon
that you scarpered before being properly attired? Shame on you good sir, shame indeed
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Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:27,
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She was a mental!
I'd have run wearing nothing but a Hovis loaf.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:27,
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but you're a girl
you can afford to be picky
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Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:28,
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And she reeeeeeeaaallly likes Hovis
It's like the opposite of a safety word to her.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:30,
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can she get a whole loaf up her?
/impressed
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Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:31,
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OFFICELOLZ!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:33,
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I was a gent
I said that nothing was going to happen, stayed a while, drank tea, then left.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:30,
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LIES
you took your top off, flexed your manly biceps to impress her, and left when you saw her scribbling 'Mr and Mrs Majora' on the wall
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Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:32,
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It's like I'm watching a Crimewatch re-enactment
Wait, you're not the girl, are you?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:35,
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No-one will ever love you like I did
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Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:40,
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I certainly hope that's the case
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:41,
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I must try this...
A northern delicacy perchance?
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Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:16,
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Oh it's the fitness
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:19,
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fitness random animal by-product
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djtrialprice, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:37,
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I have never really eaten tripe!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:40,
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bollocks
you northerners put it on your cereal and everything
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djtrialprice, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:44,
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I have one word for you, sir
Haggis
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:46,
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Aye, and?
Peppered sheep innards. Lovely stuff.
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djtrialprice, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:49,
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Can't say I've had the pleasure
'Aye', is it? You'll be calling me a wee bawbag next!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:50,
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Get it right up yez
as Jack & Victor would say
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djtrialprice, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:52,
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"Look who it is, Rod Hull & Emu!"
"That's right Boaby, cos he's got more chance o gettin his hand up a bird!"
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:53,
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