Any reason?
Or just 'cause it would be funny to watch them having it off?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:31, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

That...
And imagine Monkeys with tiger claws, and tigers with monkey tails. Going to the Zoo would be BOSS.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:36, Reply)

You're a strange young man
Personally I'd like to see an Englishman crossed with a Danish. That would be freaky weird.
( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Something like this, I reckon...
goremasternews.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/kuato-in-total-recall.jpg
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:57, Reply)

DiT
I've got a bleedin tummy ache.
I'll have no more of that.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Tummy ache you say?
Right. Clothes off, hop on and let's have a root around.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Aw get the fuck away from my innards!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 16:12, Reply)

I meant for you to open your mouth.
(Look I have one of those lollipop sticks.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 16:13, Reply)

"DAD!"

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Kinky chops!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 16:17, Reply)

Ha fuck off

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 16:18, Reply)

Going to the zoo is already pretty good
When I went to Basel Zoo they had MINIPIGS. Or, as the obligatory French translation called them, 'Porc miniature.' Trying saying that in a French accent without grinning to yourself like some sort of loon.

Edit: Just seen Kristine's post and suspect 'minipig' may be the German translation as people seem to know them as 'micropigs' over here.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 15:42, Reply)