I am defying Clendrix's orders
By posting here while we're drinking.

How have you been rebellious today?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 21:22, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I might not tell myself no later

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 22:15, Reply)

Go with it
You have my blessing
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 23:46, Reply)

I know it'll be a long time before we see eachother, but could you do us a favour and not wash your fingers after you finger her, so I can have a sniff?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 22:56, Reply)

It'll be my pleasure.
Srsly.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 23:45, Reply)

I am utterly skint
But have scraped together money and booked flights to Milan in two weeks. I really shouldn't, but it's not every day your team (especially a team as shit as mine) plays Juventus.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 23:22, Reply)

Drank a glass of wine with my antibiotics.

( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 1:37, Reply)

Silly bugger.
It stops them working properly.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sat 27 Feb 2010, 8:30, Reply)