for those of you
who hate Bono so much

more fuel to the fire
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sun 28 Feb 2010, 10:39, 17 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I don't think the right words exist
to accurately express what a cock-juggling badger-helmet that tosspot really is in my estimation.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 28 Feb 2010, 11:11, Reply)

Fantastic piece of journo-speak
"Michael Jackson... ...only made it to number 20 on the overall list, highlighting the importance of touring to a star's pay packet."

so you should still be touring even if you are dead? yes?
(bugboy, Sun 28 Feb 2010, 14:33, Reply)

I'm sure Jackson is really feeling the pinch now that he's no longer able to tour...
For Fuck's Sake. I think I need to move music journalists a bit higher on the list of priority groups when I finally carry out my cull of the human race.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 28 Feb 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Please spare me
I'm dead useful and that
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 28 Feb 2010, 15:29, Reply)

I'll need to spare a handful of people
Otherwise, when I am finally a famous musician, who will be there to critically acclaim me and make me critically acclaimed? Consider yourself safe. And I'm sure you can make yourself...'useful'
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 28 Feb 2010, 15:44, Reply)

spare me!
you'll need a photographer, too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 28 Feb 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Good idea
What good is spreading the sound of my music if I cannot also spread the beauty of my flappy hair?

(Plus, I can hardly take my own cock pictures to send to female b3tans, now can I?)

Happy Candle Day, by the way!
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 28 Feb 2010, 15:56, Reply)

thank you!
photographing musicians and cocks is fairly similar
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 28 Feb 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Yes, yes it is.
To return to the original subject of this thread by way of an example which supports your statement:

(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 28 Feb 2010, 16:06, Reply)

nice shot!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 28 Feb 2010, 16:29, Reply)

St. Bono
To be fair, their live gigs are amazing.

But, yes, you're not a real Dubliner until you've seen St. Bono in the street, and ignored him
(Baile_Atha_Cliath is new to this b3ta nonsense, Sun 28 Feb 2010, 15:53, Reply)

So you'll ignore him on the street, but pay money to see him perform
I fail to understand your logic.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 28 Feb 2010, 16:30, Reply)

I doubt
he sings in the street
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 28 Feb 2010, 16:34, Reply)

True, but to give money to someone you appear to dislike seems a bit retarded to me.
Then again I pay taxes to the government and I'm not terribly keen on them either.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 28 Feb 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Apply Irish logic.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Sun 28 Feb 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Become the biggest cock of all time. Pay no tax
show your working via Zooropa
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 28 Feb 2010, 17:02, Reply)

how can they be amazing when they play their shit songs?
you make no sense
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 28 Feb 2010, 20:01, Reply)