It's my 20th birthday pub crawl in less than a week:
Entertainment for the evening will be provided by my friend Will, who should have known better than to play me at dare poker. At first, I thought I could simply send him off to a random girl with a disgusting/incredibly cheesy chat-up line, and watch him get slapped.

Then I had a brainwave. He's a good looking guy, Will is - over 6' and a regular rugby player. It shows. He is also currently single. My plan is therefore to arm him with a medium strength but still cheesy line, and point him in the direction of a succession of *ahem* undesirable women, then watch them follow him around for the rest of the night.

What lines should I feed him? The need to be cheesy, but still at the level where they have a chance of being accepted.

Best three will be used. Pictures may be provided after the event.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sun 28 Feb 2010, 21:42, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

"you know, they say that eyes are the window to the soul
and it's true, I can see a little fish swimming around in yours"

worked on me once
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 28 Feb 2010, 22:02, Reply)