Either he's not quite with it
Or he's fallen foul of the confusing bus timetables that may as well be written in Spanish. Which is why I avoiod buses as much as possible
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:00, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Let's go for option A
and get him a propellor hat
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:02, Reply)

And a spinny bowtie

(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:03, Reply)

and nothing else but a thong
SEXY
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:05, Reply)

What's sexy about antipodean flip-flops?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:09, Reply)

what ISN'T sexy about antipodean flip flops?
it's what Jesus would have worn if he was from Aus
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Along with the propellor hat and spinning bowtie?
Man, that's one Motherfucking Sexy Jesus.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Buses make my brain hurt
even the most simple of buses - the "park & ride". I have waited at the P&R car park for an hour next to a sign that said "Buses leave every 15 minutes".

They fucking didnt.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Perhaps they'd meant to write
"Buses leave every 15 minutes...from a mystery location..."
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Well I do live in Somerset
a pretty mysterious place at the best of times
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:16, Reply)

I waited for a bus that turned up
and should have been going all the way up the Fylde coast (Lytham to Cleveleys) but insted stopped in Blackpool town centre (well that's what it said on the front)! So I called a cab to the bus stop, lol.
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Please tell me you didn't just type lol
*holds head in hands*
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:13, Reply)

at least he wasn't punctuating with it
when people do that it makes me want to sick up a fridge, lock them inside it and throw them off a bridge

/rhymes
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Well, he did effectively punctuate that last sentence with it.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:17, Reply)

What a shitbag
I'll go and fetch me Smeg
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:19, Reply)

You should rub it in his eyes.
He'd love that.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Quite the outrageous flirt, aren't we Mr Thegeordie?

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:24, Reply)

You should see what happens if I think you're a girl

(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:26, Reply)

*dons pretty dress and smeared make-up*
I am a girl!
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:28, Reply)

(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:33, Reply)

If that's you, I'm both sickened, and aroused

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:35, Reply)

It's not me
it's a former b3tan. I thought it might be you actually.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:41, Reply)

'fraid not
I'm not that aesthetically pleasing

EDIT who was that then?
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Wormulus,
he pops in now and again.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:45, Reply)

I'm definitely not him
it sounds like he should change his name to mongulus.

EDIT I was Broken Superman before, but changed it because that sounded a bit emo
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Sorry, forgot I wasn't on msn
lol, lmao, rofl, lmfao, lolz, mega lolz, pmsl, roflmfao
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:17, Reply)

You should try some more homophobic comments.
They went down really well too.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Ahh, the system works

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:17, Reply)