That was an awesome weekend.
Even though Bill managed to miss his bus on the Friday, so arrived at 8.30 Saturday morning instead. Then got to the bus station yesterday only to find that his bus back was today.

Oh, how we laughed.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 1 Mar 2010, 14:56, 125 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Either he's not quite with it
Or he's fallen foul of the confusing bus timetables that may as well be written in Spanish. Which is why I avoiod buses as much as possible
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Let's go for option A
and get him a propellor hat
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:02, Reply)

And a spinny bowtie

(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:03, Reply)

and nothing else but a thong
SEXY
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:05, Reply)

What's sexy about antipodean flip-flops?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:09, Reply)

what ISN'T sexy about antipodean flip flops?
it's what Jesus would have worn if he was from Aus
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Along with the propellor hat and spinning bowtie?
Man, that's one Motherfucking Sexy Jesus.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Buses make my brain hurt
even the most simple of buses - the "park & ride". I have waited at the P&R car park for an hour next to a sign that said "Buses leave every 15 minutes".

They fucking didnt.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Perhaps they'd meant to write
"Buses leave every 15 minutes...from a mystery location..."
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Well I do live in Somerset
a pretty mysterious place at the best of times
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:16, Reply)

I waited for a bus that turned up
and should have been going all the way up the Fylde coast (Lytham to Cleveleys) but insted stopped in Blackpool town centre (well that's what it said on the front)! So I called a cab to the bus stop, lol.
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Please tell me you didn't just type lol
*holds head in hands*
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:13, Reply)

at least he wasn't punctuating with it
when people do that it makes me want to sick up a fridge, lock them inside it and throw them off a bridge

/rhymes
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Well, he did effectively punctuate that last sentence with it.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:17, Reply)

What a shitbag
I'll go and fetch me Smeg
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:19, Reply)

You should rub it in his eyes.
He'd love that.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Quite the outrageous flirt, aren't we Mr Thegeordie?

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:24, Reply)

You should see what happens if I think you're a girl

(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:26, Reply)

*dons pretty dress and smeared make-up*
I am a girl!
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:28, Reply)

(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:33, Reply)

If that's you, I'm both sickened, and aroused

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:35, Reply)

It's not me
it's a former b3tan. I thought it might be you actually.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:41, Reply)

'fraid not
I'm not that aesthetically pleasing

EDIT who was that then?
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Wormulus,
he pops in now and again.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:45, Reply)

I'm definitely not him
it sounds like he should change his name to mongulus.

EDIT I was Broken Superman before, but changed it because that sounded a bit emo
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Sorry, forgot I wasn't on msn
lol, lmao, rofl, lmfao, lolz, mega lolz, pmsl, roflmfao
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:17, Reply)

You should try some more homophobic comments.
They went down really well too.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Ahh, the system works

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Are there a whole load of embarrassing photos?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Probably.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Good, I haven't been to an omgbash for ages.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:15, Reply)

nofriendslol

(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:18, Reply)

?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:22, Reply)

I'm implying the reason you haven't been to a bash in ages is because you have no friends.
I know this isn't really the case, it's just internet banter right?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Yes, I was wondering if you were actually joking or if your only friends are b3tans.
No offence taken.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:24, Reply)

If I've known them longer than three months
I class them as normal friends instead of b3tans. So by that reckoning, no, I don't have any friends.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:25, Reply)

yeeaaahh I had an awesome weekend too

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Yo beeatch
Me too :)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:13, Reply)

I went to a black tie curry buffet on saturday night
It was really good, though this morning I had an extremely runny shit.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:19, Reply)

That's nice...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Isn't it just
makes for a very comfortable passing, you hardly have to open your sphincter at all.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:21, Reply)

For those of use with a little too much experience
'open' is the default setting for our sphincters
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Was it a cowpat?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:19, Reply)

No, runnier than that
I thought I was having a wee at first, then I realised it was my bottom.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Ah, the bumwee
Acid or alkaline?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Fairly neutral I think.
Certainly not a double burner.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:23, Reply)

Still rather disconcerting though

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:25, Reply)

you might like to know that the YoC has been cancelled

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:21, Reply)

The YoC?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:22, Reply)

year of celibacy

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Wooooo!
Was it the person you've had a crush on?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:27, Reply)

No, I gave up on him, he's all over the place
he's got absolutely no confidence in himself, likes 2 other women and still hasn't turned in his divorce papers from his wife that have been signed for MONTHS.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:31, Reply)

No, not him
I meant the girl you had a crush on.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:39, Reply)

oh haha nah I don't really have a crush on her
I thought about it, talked about it, and the bff has just lost her mind
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Fair enough
I've listened to Miley Cyrus twice today and now I'm listening to Kasey Chambers to try and cure my Miley addiction. I hate what you've done to me.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Party in the USAAAAA

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:45, Reply)

The last time I freaked out, I just kept lookin' down, I st-st-stutter when you ask me what I'm thinkin bout
and I like couldn't breathe, you asked what's wrong with me, my best friend Nicole said "Oh she's just being Kristine"
The next time we hang out, I will redeem myself, my heart can't rest till then oh woah oh woah oh I no I can't wait to see you again
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:47, Reply)

This is a rather fine one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr0Wv5DJhuk&feature=related
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:58, Reply)

See, that's^ Miley
One's blonde, the other's brunette, they're completely seperate people
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 16:04, Reply)

That's not Miley, it's Hannah
They're two different people, duh
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:58, Reply)

pish posh
it matters not
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 16:08, Reply)

Doity beeetch!
I'm trying for Lent.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Yeeaahh, around mid-day friday I knew I wouldn't last, however I was with someone I'd been with before
surely that counts for something....not sure what, though
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Are you glad you did?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:35, Reply)

it feels so weird and wrong
reading about a stranger's love life online, I think I might go away and have a brew
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:39, Reply)

peace out mother fucker

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:41, Reply)

uhm....I guess?
It didn't curb my appetite or anything, I'm still just about as horny as I was before
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:39, Reply)

You little ferret you!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:41, Reply)

well does having sex really keep you from wanting it?
I didn't have intercourse, but, still if I had, I'd still want it later.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:44, Reply)

Trya horse

then you won't want sex for ages
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:45, Reply)

For pillow talk
try rubbing peanut butter on its teeth, and making up your own hollow compliments
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:47, Reply)

a horse can't spank me and call me baby

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:50, Reply)

do you prefer the "bent over the knee" style
or on all fours looking back and pouting
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:51, Reply)

face down arse up

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:54, Reply)

We're learning so much about you today
I feel enlightened :D
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:56, Reply)

well, I figure if other people can talk about their shit
I can talk about sex
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:59, Reply)

It's ALL good, baby

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 16:00, Reply)

I prefer over knee or chair.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:57, Reply)

*makes notes*

(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Or over a pouffet
With Frazzles in me pocket!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 16:00, Reply)

How about spread eagled on a Fat Boy Beanbag?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 16:02, Reply)

No that's where I accidentally touch Becky's boobs

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 16:04, Reply)

aawwwwww shit
now we gettin freaky
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 16:08, Reply)

So you "accidently" touched her boobs
and when you looked at her to apologise, your eyes met and you didn't say anything, you both just stared and time seemed to stand still, and to this day you can't remember who moved their head first, but all of a sudden you were kissing, you tongues exploring each others mouths as you ran your hands over each others bodies, slowly caressing and then by turns tugging at each others clothes and before you knew it you found yourselves naked and you like totally poked each others vadges and stuff like that.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 16:09, Reply)

No
Cos your noisy sleeping bag kept putting us off.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 16:20, Reply)

BANG! There went my scouse
all over your blouse
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 16:02, Reply)

HA!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 16:05, Reply)

I think having sex makes you want more

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:46, Reply)

I always find this

(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:47, Reply)

yeah...so...once you pop you can't stop
:(
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Also,
not getting any REALLY makes you want more.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:51, Reply)

I had similar transport b0rkage issues
Timed myself rather nicely to arrive at the Brixton Academy on Saturday night at 21:00. Thought that would be a good time to get there for Hot Chip. Looked at my ticket: Doors 9PM.

Balls. Planning fail.

I had to endure a crap support act and over two hours wait before HC came on. They were rubbish, no attempt to recreate the sound of their albums just a wall of aural assault. I like loud gigs but this wasn't loud, just noisy.

Left before the encore started as I thought it was getting late. It indeed was, I'd missed the last Northern line train to get me from Stockwell to North London. A helpful TFL chap (yeah, I was surprised too) directed me to a late bus to Camden. So at 2am I was stood in the rain without a jacket trying to flag down a taxi for about half an hour to get me to where my car was parked. It was after 4 by the time I'd gotten home, scaring the bejeesus out of someone who was worried I'd end up a homeless London rent boy.
( djtrialprice, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:25, Reply)

Who has the doors at 9pm?
That's a ridiculous time.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:27, Reply)

It's something I'll look for in future
but I've never heard of a band coming on at 23:20 outside of a festival. How the hell did they think people were going to get home? C***s.
( djtrialprice, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Who scares the bejeesus out of people at 4am though?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:37, Reply)

I'd scare you
if you ever woke up, but you always sleep so peacefully at that time, I just like to sit and watch.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:40, Reply)

watch fwap
( djtrialprice, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:41, Reply)

fwapeat Frazzles
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:44, Reply)

I didn't mean to
I was just reporting the facts as they were happening. I always had confidence in my skillz to beat That London.
( djtrialprice, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Fair enough

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:44, Reply)

I saw HC about three years ago
supporting Goldfrapp, at Brixton Academy. They were awful. Basically they looked and sounded like a band that was comprised of serial sex offenders, and this was their social worker's attempt to re-introduce them to socialising and interacting with society.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:07, Reply)

I alsways think that if a bus or train doesn't turn up within at the specified time

Then you shouldn't have to pay as they are not fufulling their end of the agreement. Something about trade descriptions act etc
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:29, Reply)

The only time I use public transport
is thanks to sweet sweet alcohol. Gonna have to use the train to get to Manchester on the 13th to see Trivium at The Academy, unless I drive, but then I can't drink. Ah, what a predicament.
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Not really
the obvious answer is stay at home and don't watch such a shit band
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:48, Reply)

That's a matter of opinion
Edit: Chimera and Whitechapel are supporting :)
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:51, Reply)

No, it's not

(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:53, Reply)

If Chimaira don't do 'Dead Inside'
You'll have wasted your time and money
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Christ
they sound even worse than Trivium, at least trivium have volume on their side.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 16:00, Reply)

I have to say, I've gone right off all heavy music recently
I must be getting old
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 16:02, Reply)

I saw Trivium supporting Motorhead
They were fucking shit.

The End.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Only cost me £15
So I'm not complaining. Not that i would complain cos Trivium are my favourite band after System of a Down
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 16:04, Reply)

*cuts self*

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 1 Mar 2010, 16:35, Reply)

They're rubbish, Hammers old boy
If I remember rightly, when I saw them they had terrible synth backing tracks aka they are benders.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 16:36, Reply)

aka ergo
( djtrialprice, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 16:38, Reply)

Why I did it, I don't know,
but it was a 'The Office' reference. I'd rather be crucified for referencing that awful shit, than for poor grammar.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 16:41, Reply)

I still count it as a victory to me
Must try harder in future if you wish to secure the heart of the lovely TGB.
( djtrialprice, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:07, Reply)

Aaargh
I just re-read the main post, and now I have 'Saturday Night' by Whigfield stuck in my head. The humanity!
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Oh, that Bill!
What a card! :)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:43, Reply)

'the fuck have YOU been, eh!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:44, Reply)

I'm off work today, and have been sleeping off Nottingham.
I'm about to go fer a drink with the wife and all.

Alright, Roooooota?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:47, Reply)

You filthy slag

(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Just the way you like it, sugar.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I'm going to be a pirate! But a very low budget one. But still, a pirate!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Isn't he, though?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 1 Mar 2010, 15:51, Reply)

r
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 16:21, Reply)