the closest I've come to it has been stoned to the point of getting lost in the centre of Copenhagen
almost as bad as death, but not quite
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 16:48, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

30 mph in the outside lane of a dual carriage way at 3 in the morning

NEVER AGAIN!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 16:50, Reply)

god, I just had a flashback
to when I almost got killed by the shipping forecast.

Totally mesmerising when really stoned. was driving home along a dual carriageway at about midnight and my gaze kept getting drawn to the radio because of the shipping forecast. I maintain the woman reading it had the best voice ever. No idea who it was though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Haha that is fucking hilarious.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 16:58, Reply)

for some reason I'm detecting sarcasm in that reply

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Not in the least, old chum.
Nearly being killed by the saucy minx doing the shipping forecast is surely fucking hilarious, no?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:13, Reply)

I thought so
after the fact.

Don't know why I got a whiff of sarcasm. It's been a long and brain-taxing day.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:15, Reply)

I just liked the way you felt the need to look at a sound

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:16, Reply)

that was the best bit
not even where the sound was coming from, but the radio itself. I can distinctly remember it feeling like a force was pulling my head towards the radio.

I had to turn over to another station, but the music was so shit I kept ending up back at the shipping forecast
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:17, Reply)

I really do love this anecdote.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:19, Reply)

I should have led with the one about driving in the worst fog I've ever seen
and having to slam on the brakes every few minutes because I got freaked out about what could be in the fog.

it was like a single track tunnel the visibility was so poor.

I don't drive stoned any more.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:22, Reply)

I nearly got killed by an ex
when we both went to sleep whilst she was driving.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:23, Reply)

doesn't sound like fun
my mate used to turn his heaters right up and would try and give me a kicking (while driving) if I tried to turn them down or open the window.

the mad bastard.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:28, Reply)