I get away from having to talk to canvassers
by having a doorbell that doesn't work, and an incredibly solid front door that doesn't resonate when being knocked on.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:40, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Me too
It confuses the Baliffs no end.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:42, Reply)

Admit it, you just have a mattress where the front door should be, don't you?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:42, Reply)

And quilted walls too,
and you get fed through a straw.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:45, Reply)

I get away from having to talk to canvassers
by answering the door naked, with an erection, and a swastika permanent markered onto my stomach.

never once have been forced to engage with a canvasser: 100% success rate.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:52, Reply)

Oi! That's my chat-up technique you're stealing there!

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:54, Reply)

I can see why it works
phwar
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:58, Reply)

It's even better if I pop a cocktail umbrella in my rigid Jap's eye
How can you resist now?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:01, Reply)

man, that's hot

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:02, Reply)