I don't know who to vote for
it's not going to be labour, because I don't think they know what they are doing.

the trouble is, I don't know about anyone else either. Either tell me where to look, how to decide, or give me a persuasive reason to vote for someone.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:31, 28 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

VOTE FOR PEDRO

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:32, Reply)

yes!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:35, Reply)

Glad we cleared that one up.

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:37, Reply)

Wait until the parties publish their manifestos
There will probably be online versions. Read them, and then make up your mind.

Once the info is in the media, it gets spun to hell, and you may as well forget it. If a canvesser comes round, tackle them on the points in the manifesto. If they fuck up, kill them.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:37, Reply)

Ssssh! Don't confuse him
He's voting for Pedro now.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:39, Reply)

I get away from having to talk to canvassers
by having a doorbell that doesn't work, and an incredibly solid front door that doesn't resonate when being knocked on.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:40, Reply)

Me too
It confuses the Baliffs no end.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:42, Reply)

Admit it, you just have a mattress where the front door should be, don't you?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:42, Reply)

And quilted walls too,
and you get fed through a straw.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:45, Reply)

I get away from having to talk to canvassers
by answering the door naked, with an erection, and a swastika permanent markered onto my stomach.

never once have been forced to engage with a canvasser: 100% success rate.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:52, Reply)

Oi! That's my chat-up technique you're stealing there!

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:54, Reply)

I can see why it works
phwar
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:58, Reply)

It's even better if I pop a cocktail umbrella in my rigid Jap's eye
How can you resist now?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:01, Reply)

man, that's hot

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:02, Reply)

You only have two choices, really
Regardless of manifestos and removing protest votes from the equation, your choices are Lib Dem or Tory.

Voting Tory is always going to make you deeply unpopular with a certain section of society and, to be honest, I can't really stomach the idea of it, either. However, people need to face up to an unfortunate truth. Conservatives fix the economy, Labour breaks it. Each and every time Labour have been in power, they've fucked the country over financially. The Conservatives, on the other hand, are full of greasy investment banker types who actually know how to turn a loss into a profit.

It comes down to a choice of whether you'd like to vote according to your principles, or whether you want pay rises, bonuses and a favourable job market again.

The second option are the Lib Dems. They won't be quite such rank outsiders this time around as everybody who's actually going to vote is thoroughly fed up of Labour and the Tories in equal measure. Should they actually get into power, however, it's anybody's guess as to what would actually happen given that they've got no experience whatsoever.

Really, you're going to have to make a protest vote with some minor party, or make yourself a little bit sick on the inside and vote Conservative.
( Kroney, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:47, Reply)

I basically have no principles
so the decision should be easy really.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:41, Reply)

evening bitches!
vote for me and I will make the taps run with vodka!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:53, Reply)

Wyborowa or better and you're on.

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:55, Reply)

I have no idea what you mean, so
YES!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:57, Reply)

It's a superior Vodka
Not a drunk ordering one.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:58, Reply)

well
I reckon a rotten potato in the water system would do the job admirably
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:59, Reply)

I'm just quite fussy about my vodka.
Wyborowa is a rather nice Polish one. You see, if I voted for you and then the taps flowed with Lidl's Finest "Vodka," I'd start a revolution and overthrow you.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:59, Reply)

well how about rum
even rough rum is great
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:01, Reply)

Appleton Special
or the hideously badly-named 'Mount Gay' are both great.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:05, Reply)

Is that the bison grass one?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:04, Reply)

nah.
that's zubrowka
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 23:26, Reply)

*Votes*

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:55, Reply)

Or...
vote for me and I will revamp London's transport system by replacing all tube stations with nets and trebuchets.

_{Why am I still at work?
*buggers off*}
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:58, Reply)