Are you a grammar nazi?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:07, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Jawohl.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Jai ho

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:11, Reply)

He's getting cocky now we all know he's handsome.

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:07, Reply)

you've spoiled things now
I had been picturing him as looking like he had just drunk from the wrong Grail.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:12, Reply)

That is a magnificent turn of phrase.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:16, Reply)

*takes a small bow*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:18, Reply)

*waits for Vipros to begin playing his tiny cello*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:21, Reply)

not quite old chum
*starts firing small arrows*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Re-reading this exchange
it rather looks like I am casting aspersions over your 'tiny cello'...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:27, Reply)

remarkably
I didn't think that was what you are doing. I grasped it straight away I understood immediately.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:33, Reply)

It was an afterthought, I confess.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:35, Reply)

You're right
I never used to pick people up on spelling and grammar until this morning.

*belms*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:20, Reply)

I bet you're still handsome when you belm too.

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:23, Reply)

That 'your' is a deliberate attempt to raise my hackles, isn't it?
*raises hackles*


EDIT: too slow - I saw you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:25, Reply)

it's the online equivalent of giving you a shove and running away
I think you've got an admirer ;-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:25, Reply)

I admired him when I thought he looked like an extra from Trainspotting.

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:28, Reply)

* does 'cuckoo' gesture*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:30, Reply)

I have no idea what this means but I'm sure it's lovely.

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:32, Reply)

it's the old twirl a finger by the temple thing
to indicate that you are crazy
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Ah! that makes sense.

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Bloody hell, you're fast today.

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:26, Reply)

It's my new, streamlined reduced-drugs response time.
To remedy this, please buy me heaps of drugs and normal service shall be resumed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Nope!
You need to cut down. Auntie Blouse is always right.
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:34, Reply)

I have done.
For the past three weeks I've barely drunk or got high in the week at all, and seeing as I see my little'un one day a weekend (on paper, at least) that means one weekend night is pretty tame too.

I'm feeling a little better for it, I must confess.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:39, Reply)

That's good to hear.
I suppose I was lucky in the fact I got bored of being twatted all the time, plus you seem to have a stronger consitution than I had.
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:41, Reply)

I am pretty indestructible, sadly.
I wish I was a lightweight. I'd have a lot more fucking money.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:50, Reply)

bully

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:30, Reply)

*waits 'til breaktime to nick lunch money*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:36, Reply)