ffs i jusy got booted off another bus and my mp3 player battery has died
Will I ever get to work?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:29, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Stop flashing your tits then they'll let you stay on the bus.
Simple!
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:31, Reply)

stop start
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:34, Reply)

but my button wont stay done up

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:42, Reply)

buttontrousers
done

At least, that's my usual excuse.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:44, Reply)

hop on a passer-by
yell 'mush!' and you'll be there in no time
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:31, Reply)

You will get there
But with a shit soundtrack...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Hop on another bus
where some nice young man with a tracksuit and big headphones will be happy to share the "nng-tss nng-tss nng-tss nng-tss" of his own mp3 player with you and the rest of the bus.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:38, Reply)