The Colonel's managed to get himself involved in two masturbation metaphors simultaenously.
That takes skill
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:45, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Well, he can type with both hands.
If by type you mean, etc.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Both hands are busy at the moment...
just call me clever dick.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:54, Reply)

^this
*applauds*

*winces*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:57, Reply)

You just imagined my penis.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 2 Mar 2010, 12:01, Reply)

I just imagined A penis
It bends in the middle and has the dexterity of an elephant's trunk, allowing it to type. If your penis is actually like that then heterosexuality be damned
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 12:03, Reply)