User Names
I rather feel I'm stuck with Monty Boyce as it seems to suit me, but I sometimes ponder about alternatives. The two I like best are

1. Tony Scoper
2. R. McGeddon

I'm still smarting at being overruled on Midnight Titshots, mind you.

Anyone got any other good ones?

EDIT I meant good ones in general, not specifically for me, really.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:45, 55 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I like R McGeddon
that's the good shit.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:49, Reply)

Innit

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:56, Reply)

There is a Farmer Geddon round bouts.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 2 Mar 2010, 12:10, Reply)

I don't know you well enough to suggest anything insulting
and on the basis of your reputation I'm going with "Sir"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:49, Reply)

More like your Royal Highness.

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:50, Reply)

His Royal Hind-ness
the Ponce of Gayles
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:51, Reply)

You've put far too much thought into that
Well done
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:53, Reply)

that one wrote itself

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:55, Reply)

I know there was a discussion the other day about the correct pronounciation of your username
but I still pronounce it the way I first heard it. Like, Vie-pross. Not Vipp-ross as it should be.

Sorry.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:59, Reply)

you first heard it like that?
who was saying it?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:01, Reply)

The Voices.

EDIT: I meant, when I first 'saw it and assumed how it sounded'
DOUBLE EDIT: 'Cos it's derived from a Viper, innit?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:03, Reply)

ah I see
and no, it's not from a viper ;-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:08, Reply)

I think I'm going to start pronouncing it (in my head)
with a silent S and pretend you're French.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:24, Reply)

My instinct was always Vie-pross
Apologies if this is wrong but I'm past the age where my mind can be changed about anything. Same goes for Kim Basinger (Bass-in-jer). Base-in-ger my arse
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:02, Reply)

it doesn't really bother me how people pronounce it to themselves
I would imagine that in a real life situation that my real name would be used, so how you say my username is kind of irrelevant ;-)

however, I don't think I'd be able to help myself from calling Monty, Monty. Especially as we have the same name.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:03, Reply)

I still pronounce Gyllenhaal
with a G not a J, it just sounds wrong with a G.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:25, Reply)

I tend to refer to them by their Christian names
"Jake" and "would"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:31, Reply)

I like your way of thinking
and would like to subscribe to your newsletter
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Kebabs and Vomitus, issue 3
In good newsagents now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:38, Reply)

I'll get you, Butler
*shakes fist*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:54, Reply)

Norris McWhirter (shameless flirter)
The Artist Formerly Known As Monty Boyce TAFKAMB

Mein Kampf mit mein online identity

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:50, Reply)

I once lived in a shared house
where we spent much time writing poems about mcwhirter.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Knight With White Satin
Alright, Hendricks is nicer but then it doesn't work.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:56, Reply)

There's a chap who hangs around these parts
who goes by the name Retardo von something-or-other. That's my favourite for a while.

My user name is derived from an eccentric friend of mine who genuinely referred to his penis as Colonel Santiago. He would allegedly 'feed' him yoghurt...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:57, Reply)

You've named youself after your mate's cock, eh?
*Roger Moore-style eyebrow raise*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:00, Reply)

It's better than the usual
"Mini-ColonelSatiago'sRealName"
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Oh.
And I always thought you'd just spent too long playing Alpha Centauri.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Umm...
This means nothing to me. Please explain...

Perhaps my friend watched too much Alpha Centuri and that where HE got the name?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Evidently my assumption was very wrong
Alpha Centauri was a futuristic spin-off of the Civilisation games. Admittedly it's years since I played it, but I'm fairly sure one of the identities you could assume was a character called Colonel Santiago. So I thought you'd got it from there. Obviously not.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Just googled it...
The character appears to have been called Corazon Santiago and was a woman.

/Still no idea what a civilisation game is.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:17, Reply)

Ah, my mistake
As for Civilisation, google Sid Meier's Civilization (they probably americanis*ed the spelling), and if you have a couple of hours to kill one day, you can download the second one for free.


*_{See what I did there?}
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Doesn't 'Corazon' mean 'woman'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:25, Reply)

not even close
it's Spanish for heart
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 12:19, Reply)

You know what
I'm not entirely mental: I've an LP with this track listing:

Barrabas - "Woman" (from Barrabas) (1972)
Creative Source - "Corazon" (from Migration) (1974)
Southside Movement - "Save the World" (1974)
The J.B.'s - "The Grunt (Part 1)"* (from Food for Thought) (1970)
Rufus Thomas - "Do the Funky Penguin (Part 2)"* (from STA-0112 7") (1971)
Shotgun - "Dynamite (The Bomb)"* (1977)
Gary Numan - "Films"* (from The Pleasure Principle) (1979
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 13:39, Reply)

aha
Sir Arthur Bogsnotter is my father's favourite one...
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Your father's on B3ta?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:00, Reply)

absolutely not
he is confined to the Blackpool Football Club Supporters pages and shall not be allowed on here. Though I did send him all the Ian Stafford stuff and tell him where to find it....this would be his kind of thing though - we are known for our warped sense of humour and I have a bit of a rep in his adoptive home town in Ireland for sending very off colour jokes...
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Ha! I quite like that!
I always thought my 'posh' name would be Jeremy Huffington-Moominsbatter.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:00, Reply)

I like to think that my username
Immediately identifies my passions of Star Wars and Ballroom Dancing. But in practice it probably makes people think I'm a hopeless geek and a raging fairy. In which case they'd be half right
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Raging fairy then?

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Ha!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:12, Reply)

I have to admit,
I did imagine Vader, waltzing about the death star first time I saw it.

Dum. Dum. Dum. Dum... Dah-dah-dah DAAAH Dah.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:07, Reply)

It'd have to be a Foxtrot
Waltz is three-four time and the Imperial March is four-four. More of a Tango, really.

Hopeless geek. Obviously ^
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:09, Reply)

I did attempt to sing a tango above but it doesn't appear to have translated well.
/gives up
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:10, Reply)

It'd be a very quick Tango actually
Am choreographing in my head as I type

This isn't helping my defence against Raging Fairy, is it?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:13, Reply)

A while back when I was really drunk
I very nearly changed my name to Spam Flamcisco for reasons I don't remember
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:10, Reply)

You should have.
Phwoar!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:11, Reply)

I wish you had.
Then when everyone leaves here in the late afternoon, I could ask

'are you going too, Spam Flamcisco?'

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

I'm off to do work now. Goodbye.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Oooh! Were you in Bristol on a Thursday night a couple of weeks ago?
I'm sure it was you. If not, I met your doppleganger. I lent her my coat because someone nicked hers.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:16, Reply)

No
if it was me I'd have stroked your beard
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Aww...
I wish it was now.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:40, Reply)

I wish it was as well
Lets have a virtual stroking session
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:44, Reply)

The Colonel's managed to get himself involved in two masturbation metaphors simultaenously.
That takes skill
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Well, he can type with both hands.
If by type you mean, etc.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Both hands are busy at the moment...
just call me clever dick.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:54, Reply)

^this
*applauds*

*winces*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:57, Reply)

You just imagined my penis.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 2 Mar 2010, 12:01, Reply)

I just imagined A penis
It bends in the middle and has the dexterity of an elephant's trunk, allowing it to type. If your penis is actually like that then heterosexuality be damned
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 12:03, Reply)

*strokes*
*checks the coast*

¬ ¬
-

*tries his luck*
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Spang FlangePistol
maybe?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Spang FlangeBisto

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:26, Reply)

How's the work going?
;-)

Oh, that was what you were working on. Not bad
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:31, Reply)

I really have do to crack on.
Feel free to do the obligatory strikethroughs if you must.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:35, Reply)

crack on masturbate furiously, I'll be back when I've cleaned up.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:41, Reply)

. e out.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:51, Reply)

TFUM

edit
Not quite what you were looking for ,Sir?
In that case I'll put it back on the shelf

*FOR SALE* one novelty board name, slightly foxed.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 2 Mar 2010, 11:37, Reply)