I told her I was in love with another man's wife off the internet
and she went all crazy on me.
( Peej, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 15:02, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Aww it happens
Whatareyagonnadoooo!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 2 Mar 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Kill the husband and then do a seven brides for seven brothers type deal
Kidnap Internet lovely,
Do a stupid dance so she falls in love with me,
?
PROFIT!!!
( Peej, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 15:12, Reply)

I can help with the ? details
your options are limited to a)drug or b)lobotomise
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Or you could just buy vast sums of cake
everyone loves cake!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 2 Mar 2010, 15:16, Reply)

What's your favourite cake flim-flam?
Mwahahahaha!
( Peej, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Ooooh
Well I am quite partial to French Fancies... the lemon ones! But nothing beats a GIANT CHOCOLATE CAKE FULL OF CHOCOLATE SAUCE AND SPONGE, SPONGE, SOOOOOO MUCH SPONGE!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 2 Mar 2010, 15:57, Reply)

...and drugs

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Nope just the cake thanks
:D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:02, Reply)

cake is a made up drug
..etc.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:03, Reply)

'It's a fookin' disgrace'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:06, Reply)

one boy was stood in front of a charging lorry
but thought he had a month to get out of the way
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:08, Reply)

Ah yes I remember seeing that wind-up on YouTube
Funneh stuff
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:06, Reply)

chris morris
rules
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:08, Reply)

Shatner's bassoon
makes me laugh every time

and by Shatner's bassoon I do not mean William Shatner's penis

although that probably would make me laugh
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:16, Reply)

Man, I can't stop giggling now

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:19, Reply)