Bloke I heard of ..
This girl texts him to say her bf has left her high and wet during foreplay. And instead of getting straight round there, he told all his mates. Shirter? Fo sho'
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 2 Mar 2010, 15:29, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*cracks up*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Shurely you'd tell all your mates
and THEN get round there...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 2 Mar 2010, 15:35, Reply)

You know how girls get incredibly horny during thunderstorms
Well a friend of mine did anyway. Her boyfriend was having a games night with his geeky friends. She called him up and offered him a blowjob in exchange for fucking her, which you'd think was the very definition of a win-win. He refused. Gaming and sausage-fest more appealing.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Guess a man's gotta do what his mates wanna do.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:54, Reply)