WAIT! I CAN TOP IT!
How about 'we can't come to Tayyab's for the world's best company and curry because we're going to the theatre like a pair of Biblical-scale shirters instead'?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 15:54, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

That's like totally sooooo gay.

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 2 Mar 2010, 15:56, Reply)

I was most hurt :(

( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Me too.
Slighted I am, slighted.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:16, Reply)

At the end of the day it's their own loss
Opportunities to personally meet my personage in person are few and far between. Doubtless it has taken some time for the enormity of their foolish decision to sink in.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:35, Reply)

And,
moreover, an opportunity to meet the Flappy-haired League at no financial cost whatsoever....

A remarkable and extremely rare occasion.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:38, Reply)

Well, one of these shirters is a member of the League, no less
Turning down the opportunity to meet with the League's Founders...it's just folly, I tell you. Folly!
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Christ, I'm glad I don't know a couple of woofters of such epic proportions.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 15:57, Reply)

I'll bet.
They probably get 'queer-bashed' every time they leave the house.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Probably.
I bet they live in a great big purple house in East London, the massive Bumders.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:01, Reply)

*lavender

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:02, Reply)

The Lavender Hill Knobs

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Oh god don't
It'll catch on...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:05, Reply)

It's farking purple.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:11, Reply)

*mauve

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:16, Reply)

I would imagine that their ceiling is falling down too
because of all the frantic bumming that takes place upstairs!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:09, Reply)

But I was out all weekend...

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Totally out, dude.

( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:12, Reply)

*massive high fives*
excellent work
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:14, Reply)

*curtsies*

( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:17, Reply)

Like, whoa.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:15, Reply)

I DON'T KNOW YOU ANYMORE.

( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:18, Reply)

*squeezes*
I'm still me, right?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:20, Reply)

*squeezed*
Oh, so you are.
:)
( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:22, Reply)

If 'me' is 'a fucking great shirter'
then yes, you still are.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:22, Reply)

this is him
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valley_girl
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:20, Reply)

Are you just comparing him to this article because it has 'multiple issues'?

( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:23, Reply)

haha
didn't even notice that
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:25, Reply)

way

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:20, Reply)