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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I told you you were depressed
and you wouldn't let me help
(, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:25, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
I don't want a half hearted handjob thanks.

(, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:27, Reply)
Well that's all I could have mustered for you, I'm afraid.
Your crying puts me off my stroke
(, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:28, Reply)
That
and Glee was on the telly.
(, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:34, Reply)
You can give a handjob and watch the telly.
I would imagine.
(, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:37, Reply)

imagine know
(, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:38, Reply)
...and by 'telly'
he means 'the tellies in the window of Rumbelow's opposite 'his patch'.
(, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:41, Reply)
Coz he is a classy gent innit

(, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:42, Reply)

classy gent brass
(, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:44, Reply)

brass twat
(, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:44, Reply)
I see no-one's striking THAT one through...

(, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:47, Reply)

that one
(, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:48, Reply)
I deserved that.
Poor goalkeeping, Monty - come on, you can do better than this...
(, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:57, Reply)
I can do many things. I could draw you a tiny squirrel riding a penny farthing
in the woods whilst dishing out a handjob and watching Glee... I am highly skilled.
(, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:40, Reply)
And ambidextrous apparently.

(, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:42, Reply)
I am actually
Mwahahaha
(, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:47, Reply)
I'm not giving you POTD for that
because it will start to look like a fix.
But it really is the post of the day.
(, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:42, Reply)
I care not, in my heart I will know the POTD is mine
*dances*
(, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:47, Reply)
that is a niche market
you could make loads doing that, just find the right audience
(, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:43, Reply)

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