Heard about this?
www.skaiti.webs.com/

a few of my mates are doing it. Quite a cool idea
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:11, 47 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

can we take bets on injuries: number and type?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:12, Reply)

if you want

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:13, Reply)

I'd die if I tried to skate for 24 hours
But i'd love to go and do a few hours. Probably a bit far away for me though.
( Peej, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:13, Reply)

if I were going myself I'd say get to Exeter and I'll give you a lift
but I'm not, so I won't
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:13, Reply)

Well if I had a million quid I'd give you a tenner
but I don't so I won't.

Useless Vipros, absofuckinglutely useless.
( Peej, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:40, Reply)

I'd die if I skated
/clumsey
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:14, Reply)

I'd die
if I couldn't correctly spell 'clumsy'...


*skates off, whistling*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:39, Reply)

*throws stones at Monty*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:42, Reply)

*sits crying in shattered glass house*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Top class nazi work there

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:54, Reply)

*goose-steps*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:55, Reply)

That website is shit.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:15, Reply)

yes
yes it is
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:16, Reply)

you really are
feeling malevolent today aren't you? Did someone break your Action Man?
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:17, Reply)

I don't even own an action man.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:19, Reply)

and there's the problem

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:20, Reply)

why do you assume that he is in a bad mood
when he points out, quite rightly, that the website is shit?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:19, Reply)

If in doubt, assume I'm in a bad mood.
Generally correct.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:23, Reply)

you'd still think it was shit if you were in a good mood though
that's my point
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:25, Reply)

I told you you were depressed
and you wouldn't let me help
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:25, Reply)

I don't want a half hearted handjob thanks.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Well that's all I could have mustered for you, I'm afraid.
Your crying puts me off my stroke
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:28, Reply)

That
and Glee was on the telly.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:34, Reply)

You can give a handjob and watch the telly.
I would imagine.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:37, Reply)

imagine know
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:38, Reply)

...and by 'telly'
he means 'the tellies in the window of Rumbelow's opposite 'his patch'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:41, Reply)

Coz he is a classy gent innit

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:42, Reply)

classy gent brass
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:44, Reply)

brass twat
( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:44, Reply)

I see no-one's striking THAT one through...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:47, Reply)

that one
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:48, Reply)

I deserved that.
Poor goalkeeping, Monty - come on, you can do better than this...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:57, Reply)

I can do many things. I could draw you a tiny squirrel riding a penny farthing
in the woods whilst dishing out a handjob and watching Glee... I am highly skilled.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:40, Reply)

And ambidextrous apparently.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:42, Reply)

I am actually
Mwahahaha
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:47, Reply)

I'm not giving you POTD for that
because it will start to look like a fix.
But it really is the post of the day.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:42, Reply)

I care not, in my heart I will know the POTD is mine
*dances*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:47, Reply)

that is a niche market
you could make loads doing that, just find the right audience
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:43, Reply)

So chompy, tell the rest of us, what's crawled deep inside and is carving a new rotting sac inside you?
Cos something stinks and it aint the fresh flowers I put out yesterday
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Nothing in particular,
ignorance is bliss, read the news on any day and it'll put you in a bad mood.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Are you in a particularly bad mood today?
I hadn't really noticed you were more annoyed than usual!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 2 Mar 2010, 17:03, Reply)

I'm not.
I'm alright.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 17:04, Reply)

That's what I thought

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 2 Mar 2010, 17:05, Reply)

tetchy
tetchy...
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 17:06, Reply)

Becky, I tried
He doesn't want help
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 17:01, Reply)

I did this because
he has been exceptionally caustic today - just noticed and thought I would say - not as an insult but as an observation....surely nobody takes this seriously?

And yes, it's rather poo....
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:29, Reply)

cool gay
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 16:59, Reply)