*crosses arms and looks sullen*
I want a date. What's fucking wrong with me?

(Apart from my atrocious spelling)
( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:58, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

All you have to do is ask
not me, I mean generally. My dog has become an excellent ice-breaker, I get chatting to about a dozen different women every day now, but until I have the confidence to converse like an actual human being, or ask for a phone number, I'll stick to being on my own
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:01, Reply)

ice wind
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:02, Reply)

Can't I just punch men in the arm and run away.
That's the basis of my flirting technique.
( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:04, Reply)

It'd work on me
and I think most men would find it flattering. Although, if you punch a guy on his arm and he chases you, it might not be best to let him catch you
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Roota seems to be a man magnet and she's visiting me soon.
Maybe I can trap a stray one who approaches her.
( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Man-trapping?
Make sure you use plenty of Monkey Beer as bait
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:10, Reply)

I'll remember that : )

( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:11, Reply)