Public Transport fun.
I waited to exit the Metro most patiently and as the doors opened a child of about 11 hurled himself forward in an effort to get on before his friends, without waiting for anyone to get off. Unfortunately he didn't look where he was hurling himself and bounced off my rather portly frame and landed flat on his arse. Oh how his mates laughed and I did chortle a bit at the crestfallen look he was wearing.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:53, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I once ran into a guy in a village hall
and bounced right off him, falling on my arse and sliding backwards a few feet. He didn't even move. He was built like a viking.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:56, Reply)

I once bounced off a fat man too!
I was running really fast and he just stepped out.
I flew through the air and landed flat on my back (ouch to my head).
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:00, Reply)