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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I don't trust singing bassists...

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:22, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Sting, granted, is a cock
But Brian Wilson and Lemmy, I think, make acceptable if contrasting counterexamples.

And of course, John Entwistle's heartfelt delivery of Boris the Spider...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:23, Reply)
Oi, what about McCartney?



Point taken
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:26, Reply)
See!
Although that Tommy from Space is a very nice chap, so I'm not doing too well here.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:27, Reply)
The thing about bassists is
they have the least to do with their hands, so they have time to flap their jaws.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:30, Reply)
I like bassists and I like singers.
Hell, who am I kidding I like all musicians.
But playing bass and singing makes me suspicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:35, Reply)
For example, Level 42. A kiddie-fiddler if I ever saw one.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:05, Reply)
Slap bass is for shirters and kiddie-fiddlers anyway

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:21, Reply)
The Flea Principle.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:42, Reply)
Well, he does look the sort
Being Australian and all...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:46, Reply)
Level 42
are named after the Metropolitan Police's paedo danger rating for Mark King. FACT that I just made up.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:40, Reply)
Good enough for me.
I will state that as a fact at every available opportunity.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:41, Reply)
Slander!
You have no idea how busy I keep my hands.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:36, Reply)
Not on stage, surely.
Have a wank before the gig.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:39, Reply)
Even if I do
It's still not as satisfying as clasping 34" of tempered wood in your hand...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:16, Reply)

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