Evil magpies
They're both black and white so they're racist to everyone.

There used to be magpies hanging outside my old flat, but they'd only come out one at a time so I would get bad luck for the rest of the day.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:32, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

They're everywhere
We need a cull.
My mum saw two picking on a cat and my uncle saw one chasing a rat.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:33, Reply)

A friend of mine saw a Sparrowhawk take a Magpie on the weekend
It was very suprised. I'm waiting for pics.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:36, Reply)

do magpies really steal shiny things
or is that a myth?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Crows steal shiny things to decorate their nests.
not very unusual in the bird world
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:54, Reply)

but when I do it
there's hue and cry!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:54, Reply)

Are you usually dressed as a crow when you shoplift?
Try to dress down when you want to steal something.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Now that you've said that
I really want to dress as a crow and wander round some shops.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:11, Reply)